I’ll appeal to whatever I think is gonna keep your ass alive.
I’m going to tell you that people who try to commit suicide often end up unable to use their own facilities, and wind up trapped in a wheelchair unable to move or talk or care for themselves - so even if they still want to kill themselves, they’re trapped forever in hell until they die of old age instead. (Appeal to the chance you’ll fuck up)
I’m going to tell you of all the people you will hurt, and all the things that will suffer when you’re gone. (Appeal to Emotion, Appeal to disappointing others, etc)
I’m going to tell you that you’re loved, I’m going to try to stop you. Life is a wonderful, fantastical lottery that you’ve somehow managed to win, and I’m not going to let you throw it away. (Threats if I have to…)
I will use every fallacy in the book to try and keep you here with us. Alive.
Life is a wonderful, fantastical lottery that you’ve somehow managed to win, and I’m not going to let you throw it away.
And just like the lottery & taxes, the government ruins it.
Oof.
Desire for suicide is a mental illness, and the cure is death. Think about it before you respond.
The cure to to saying stupid things is death, too. Funny, that.
In fact, the only thing that can’t be cured by death is dying.
Remember: if you die you lose an important part of life
But whose death? Can i cure it by killing someone else perhaps?
Try stamping on some kittens to find out
that goes against the whole concept of a cure though. Like, if you kill someone that has the flu, they wont have the flu anymore, but that doesnt mean death cures the flu.
I mean… that is how I lose plague inc. almost every time.
Goku would want you to live, you could be really strong someday
Reminder that even earth strongest fighter (that being Krillin) is mostly a joke since forever. And for most of us, even fucking Yamcha would kick our asses.
Not sure I’m ready for suicide memes.
But this one has an anime girl?
