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Rivetting
I guess they didn’t study at all so they just put down something
It was plagerized.
I didn’t see the name until the end. Bravo
I only saw if once you pointed it out. But I was going to comment that is what kids learn from Trump. Being a vague as possible, speaking without saying something.
“I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery’s now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’
“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today: ‘Well they weren’t really that angry, they bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said, ‘There’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming.’ No, really got decimated, and other people, too, a lot of shark attacks.
“So I said, ‘There’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.
“He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that, we’re going to end it for boats, we’re going to end it for trucks.”
The craziest part is he read this off a prompter
I’d like to see what was actually on that prompter.
Imagine being his teleprompter controller and having to wiggle the text up and down in a vain attempt to get his attention back.
Gettysburg, wow. (Improvise me boy. Remember, Robert E. Lee not in favor)
I thought the joke was that this was written by AI. But it’s worse.
It’s like a poem
I somehow imagine MAGA guy starting to slow clap.
That student needs to have the stupid beaten out of him. It’s the only way to be sure.
Even AI can’t come up with something like this.
Holy shit I was about to ask if the kid you teach exclusively watches Fox
I was about to write that it’s not funny when the child has an obvious and quite severe learning disability, then I read the comments and the name. Speechless.
To me it was the reverse. At first it was like haha the kid didn’t pay attention and is now trying to weasel out hoping the teacher won’t notice. Totally relatable. But then I looked up the name and the speech it’s referring to and… oh god… they’ve put an imbecile in charge of the most powerful country in the world, holy shit, that’s TERRIFYING.
A narcissistic imbecile, so it’s even worse than that.
I’m not sure how anyone could get past the second line and not start reading it in Trump’s voice.
At this point I only hear impersonations of Trump; I read it and heard Shane Gillis as Trump.
I walked in here, I said: woooow whatta big room!
I had no idea. I was laughing so hard the whole way through and didn’t realize it was Trump until I got to the comments and laughed so much harder. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙂↔️🫠💀
I actually didn’t read the name first, but while reading it I thought, “this reads a lot like Trump.”
This isn’t just a parody of his style, its just what he actually said: https://youtu.be/pq4xSuiueUc
it’s* just what
Russian bots. So Russian. Everyone says so.
Gettysburg, wow.
So confederacy
Many uphill
Such boysI go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to look, AND to watch.
