It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
Girls don’t poop
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
5th one just flushed the toilet
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.
Quality shitpost.
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Illegal propulsion systems!!
Its green tech!
Well, brown sometimes too.
Literally a shit post
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…
God bless the waitress.
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Are you my cat?
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Well it’s both shit
Still works tbh
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.