groundhog day. I want to spend as much time with my kids as I can and I need a break from work.
Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.
With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.
Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.
Immune to Cancer and Grapes.
The grapes are basically free income if I can just plant them half-assed and they always turn out. There is even the implication that they don’t need fertilizer or other associated costs.
Just shit silver - more profit than grapes.
I don’t think silver with the consistency of shit will make very good silverware or jewelry. The prompt says the “texture” is the same so maybe there is room for interpretation, there. You can also get 16M for a shoebox of pure gold but that’s a one time deal.
Okay - I did the math. I’m pretty regular and I poop twice a day. Morning poop and afterwork poop. average human poop is about 8 ounces. A pound a day of poop. An ounce of silver is $32 - so call it $500 worth of silver poop a day. Roughly a salary of 180,000 a year. - for pooping.
So the 16m gold is worth about 90 years of silver poop - so I’d need to live to 130 years old and have the same poops as I do today as I do at 130 to reach shoebox gold.
The shoebox doubled is the king option
Also - my shit would officially not stink. So that’s a thing to consider. It’s not like 180k is a bad salary
TBH with the correct setup and a lot of leniency on “planting grapes” I could have 16M USD from 1067 acres of grape in a single season, but it would take time to earn the required 4,716,140~ish USD for the purchase of the acres (not accounting for inflation).
Also worlds fucked tbf
Cheap land in the desert, and if they always grow well… Could have your own grape themed garden of eden.
I love the optimization but realistically that might draw some unwanted attention, lol.
Assuming the shoebox pill couldn’t be used for more pills (such as, more shoebox pills)…
Groundhog Day pill + 5 months experience pill, could be pretty good.
If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something
1 shoebox of 24 carats gold please.
But the answer to one question is worth way more ofc.
One shoebox of antimatter, thanks
When destroying civilization just isn’t enough.
Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, and anyone else who is a threat to global peace.
So essentially there’s a lot of OP pills here:
- Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
- Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see!
- Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you’d be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
- Turds are silver - that’s a loooot of silver
- Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone’s head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
- Immune to cancer - now you’re the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
- Shoebox with anything that can fit into it - fill to the brim with the most valuable resources in existence! Help humanity and earn some cash!
- Control a single milliliter of water - you’ll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
- Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world…you name it.
Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist
Make skin white. Rob bank. Make skin nonwhite. Get arrested for “fitting the description.”
Take showbox pill, order box full of all pill on picture. Take duplicate pill.
Duplicate shoebox. Take duplicate pill from shoebox. Repeat until satisfied.
It only duplicates a single item. No things inside of other things. (At least, that’s how I would do it).
I think they’re only duplicating the new shoebox pill.
The initial shoebox is filled with all the pills from list, including a new shoebox pill and a new duplicate pill. In fact the duplication pill is reduant so long as you always use the new shoebox pill to get another box of pills.
The duplication pill is still good to make backup shoebox pills. You don’t want to rely on the one and accidently use it on something else, breaking the infinite loop.
Oh yeah, I forgot that the shoebox pill can essentially summon anything that actually exists in it. HOWEVER, I would take the “take 2” instruction as a kind of wish limiter, meaning that any other duplicated pills you took after the first 2 wouldn’t work. Ixnay on the wishing for more wishes! But take shoebox pill, wish for shoebox full of something valuable, take dupicate pill, duplicate shoebox would be smart.
I took it more as a you can only pick two, but if you had them all - you could eat them all (side effects may vary)
what happens if I glue pills to the box, are they one item now? and if they are sewn together? if if the box is shredded and reglued, do I gets shreds, shreds + glue or intact box? what If I recycle a new box from the fibers of the original and add the pills in it, can I duplicate the pills now?
That’s a good question and I guess you’d have to try it and find out. I’d personally allow it if the person claimed that the glued-on pill was a decoration or something and therefore part of the box now. Trying to get around the rules for its own sake is a no-go, but if you make a plausible effort to sell it I’d say it’s acceptable.
This is the correct answer
Brilliant
Who thought pale yellow was the right colour, to use on a white background?
“All Mountain Dew is free at stores for you”
I think thats the reason I chose black. Its somehow the brightest color
Gonna need a pill to read that one and the light green.
I’ll take the green one and the blueish thank you very much.
I’ll take two shoeboxes filled with gold. With a size of 35x25x13cm it’ll be 11,375cm³ which can contain 219.77kg of gold worth €15,519,086. That’s €31,038,172 for two shoeboxes. I think I’ll be able to make a good early retirement on that.
Man you should check out how much rhodium is worth…
Edit: and Polonium-209
Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).
I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn
How would you sell it ?
Printer ink has to be worth a million times that.
I’ll just hop on down to the Cash for Rhodium store and offload that then I guess.
Collapse civilization and “kill any one person of your choosing” on myself
Hell you can just run for American president and off yourself in a bunker if that’s all you want
What’s a president after the civilization has collapsed? And there’s not enough pills for all of them anyway.
You can kill yourself without a pill; better take strawberry one
Eh, I don’t like sweets. Besides, I’d rather not do it on my own. I’d only prefer it if there was another pill to leave some sort of last “fuck you” to the humanity.
If you’re going for a fuck you, teleport a Dr. Pepper into your head. You’d leave a big, terrifying mess to anyone who came across the scene
Now that’s some terrifying /c/brandnewsentence
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I’ll take the strawberry flavored one because I like strawberry. Then I’ll get the shoebox, and completely fill it with the pill that gives you $3,414,592.65. Then I’d throw a bunch of them in a blender and make a little smoothie that will make me a billionaire. There’s probably enough pills to do that a couple of times.
Wonder if those pills are considered part of “anything real”
I’d think the box one would have to be real if you pick it. Hard to take a nonexistent pill.
You should fill a box with the pills that give you a box first.
The 3 million dollar one and immunity to cancer.
You now have the equivalent of just barely over $3.14 and incredibly harsh personalities no longer impact you.
control body temperature
My own body, or any body I want? And how liberally can I use the word “body” here? Do bodies of water count? How about celestial bodies?
