I’d be so scared I’d break the stick.
It sounds like you’re imagining a stick with an imperfection…
Witch. No stick is perfect nor is any rock…
Stick every time
stick
Stick like that you can find on every third tree. I have never seen stone like that, definitely not IRL.
I have a rock just like the one pictured. Generally found in riverbeds or beaches that haven’t turned it all into sand yet.
Rock; stick can be carved easily.
…with the rock.
Obviously the stick, what are you going to do with a stupid rock?
Skip it across a lake
That rock would skip so fucking good, ooooh doggy!
Stick, easiest choice of my life
Rock, easiest choice of my life
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.
It def is a pretty fuckin’ nice rock, gotta say
Stick I love sticks
There’s a stick enthusiast community:
!stick@sh.itjust.worksHoly stick!!
What a beautiful community. Thanks for sharing :)
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and either away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
Plus it beats scissors.
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
This is why I wear cargo shorts
The stick, it has hand guards!
Nature has a much harder job creating the perfect rock. I’ll take it and keep my eyes out for another perfect stick.
Obviously the rock.
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
