But the skin is the best part!
I invented the left handed pizza peeler.
“Most people don’t eat the rind, but men do.”
That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!
Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don’t exist.
See, now because of me there’s a warning.
Remove clothing before ironing.
Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency…
Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I’m hoping it’s not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
You can’t even see the instruction until you’ve already opened it. It has to be a joke.
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
Of course. I’m not eating that “edible” plate some of you call crust
Shaka, when the walls fell.
what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
we’re going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.