Leave it to low-effort mental midget management to pull a page from their elementary school memories and think “yeah, this’ll work great on grown ass adults”. 🖕🏽🤬

Or how about a ₛₜₐ𝒻𝒻 ₜₑₐₘ ᵦᵤᵢₗ𝒹ᵢₙ𝓰 𝒹ₐᵧ ™

Sounds like the good old Friday evening Hackathon, with pizza of course! You get to choose which tickets you want to work on!

Pizza party, but the pizza has toppings.

The toppings are chunks of the rich.