"It’s been brought to my attention that many people were not mollified by my previous apology, so let’s do it again. I’m sorry you people are too stupid and selfish to understand our first apology, and we want you to know that we will continue to make promises we can’t keep, we will continue to put shareholders above customers, and we will continue to justify our shitty behavior with bullshit semantics because we have learned nothing from this experience. Sincerely, Fuck You.
At least it would be honest
“I’m extra sorry that our lawyer got back to me and said the previous wording we did around the ‘all future DLC inclusion’ was legally binding and we’d get the pants sued off of us unless we changed course.”
This is one of the dumbest moves I have ever seen a dev make.
“sorry that fans and the game community in general are experiencing these feelings” not sorry for what I did, but sorry you feel I did something.