What would you do when jackin kills you?
Oompa, loompa, doopity do.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
I want this, but since I’m hiring them, I want them to sing a song implying I was secretly an international man of mystery.
Oompa loompa doopity dater What do you get when you kill a dictator
I’d tell them to do that and they’d just be like:
Oompa loompa doompity dater
What do you get as a chronic masturbater.
Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dest.
She, was, rea-lly de-pressed.
Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dist!
Should-ah, gone-to, see-a the-ra-ah-pist!
rea-lly
I want you to know that read this like Ace Ventura to make the cadence work.
Or
I know it’s a bit of a joke considering the post but I hope you’re ok. Just in case it’s not joke, if you need a hand getting to a therapist or just to vent I’m here to listen.
Grunka lunka dunkety darmed guards…
Watched that episode yesterday.
This but the 2005 version.
Oompa loompa doopity dee Should have been born with better genes
Ooompa loompa doompity do, eat more fiber or die during a poo.
I eat a lot of fiber and I just know I’m going out like Elvis
