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Imagine farting so good, it’s your profession.
“What do you, Steve?”
“I am a flatulist.”
“Oh you play the flute?”
“More like a tuba…”
“I am the instrument”
“… so, you’re a singer”
“I’m a singer doing a handstand”
This is the kind of material the king is looking for. How are your farts?
There are still people playing the lute and all kinds of other historic instruments. There must be a group of devoted flatulists out there? I’m not just saying any old farters, I’m talking true flatulists.
I’ve been known to knock out a several second solo on the rectaphone. Doesn’t tend to be at will though (well I don’t want him to slap me).
Bumbulum is such a great word
