Archer: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I’m dying.”
Pike: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to die.”
Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”
Dal: “I try to stay out of sickbay, because that shit’s boring 💀”
Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram.
Doesn’t Janeway do both?
😳
OG Star Trek fanfic writers getting their typewriters out to hammer out a Kirk/McCoy 50000 word masterpiece.
How does it always manage to be better than the show?!
Meanwhile Captain Archer: “Just keep him away from my dog.”
This is false, Phlox spoils Porthos. The only reason Porthos is sad to be in the care of Phlox is that it means daddy’s gone
He drowns Porthos in one episode
That was to save his life, wasn’t it?
I get the joke, but of course in reality we all know there’s no way in hell Sisko is going to ask Picard for advice.
