I read this scifi book where a dinosaur-like creature clutched a human to its chest because it was lonely after being separated from its young. Over time the pressure from the embrace slowly crushed and twisted his bones making them heal into grotesque shapes while he was still alive. I think titty bear might crush you into a heap of mangled living flesh thanks to the safety protocols and its need to hug. All while whispering how much it loves you
that sounds like quite a book.
Program it to think that if it lets go of hugging me, it may be the last time it sees me.
This is why you always, always engage safety protocols.
Fuck safety protocols. This is how I want to spend my last minutes anyway.
Also, safety protocols are on by default. You have to opt out
Unless you’re on a California class, and someone diverts the auxiliary power.
Did you mean “Disengage safety protocols”, because safeties are on my default
Safety was off, he needs to clear his mind from the horror he just witnessed
Computer, Synthesize for me one (1) early 21st century model IKEA™ Djungelskog