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Fuck off jesus.
Fuck you, ghost Jesus! You died for my sins so I’ll watch as much hentait tentacle porn as I like!
Is this Moses splitting the sea? Hold on I need to take a selfie
Need to have this pop up on my screen every 45min.
Jesus is about to make some dank memes.
That’s okay, I was done pooping anyway.
NO!
Its 3:20 am, I have to wake at 6 for work, and I have the flu. Just put a bullet in me and call it a day
wtf just call in dead and tell them you’ll see how alive you feel tomorrow.
How about crucifixion? Some fresh air might do you well!
He already took the wheel, wtf is next?!?
On my other shoulder is a small devil saying “turn off the nsfw filter”
I will comment this and go to bed, finally. Thanks!
Pfft, you’re not The Father!