6 hour and 53 minute shift. Which is accurate.

I think anyone shitting for that long needs to go to the hospital

Nasty, evil hangovers when you start with martinis but end up raiding whatever’s on the liquor cabinet back at home, and there’s only Pimm’s and absynthe in there.

What a 12 shit government job will do to you, no matter how much it gets you laid

chmod 007

(why would you do this?)