I will name my firstborn ‘OOM killer’.
CTRL+F ‘
Robert’0 hits
Really?
Forindo Iffi **int
Don’t forget LOLCode (yes that’s a thing)
Brainfuck has entered the chat
Motherfucker how many //es do you have to put with https: its crashing my lemmy app when trying to open.
Have you Brainfucked the link?
Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.
Haskell is an awesome name for a baby
Oberon and Pascal, too. Or TurboPascal if you want to go the extra mile.
- Monad
- Functor
- Lambda
- Pure
- Lisp
- Recur
- Arity
- Memo
- Transduce
- Eval
Don’t forget Elm!
“child” seems to be enough. short and concise.
“Slave” works too.
child-1 just in case
Error in line 1: You can’t use a reserved symbol in a variable name.
Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0
Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.
For great justice
Clearly they took off every Zig.
What you say?
You are on your way to destruction make your time!
Thank you for that. I was young once 😭
My wife and I are the same age but I started using the internet around 1999 whereas she didn’t use it until many, many years later.
It’s fun because I can show her old memes for the first time. She missed the entire “lol so random” era of internet memes (think things like badger badger badger, “my spoon is too big”, forehead shavecut, animutations, etc) and doesn’t quite understand it. It’s all we had back then!
In A.D. 2001
Memes were beginningomg the newgrounds site still loads?!
A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.
When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: “BYTE!! BYTE!!”. People get really scared when this happens 😂
Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.
That’s probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious.
Shhhh. My spouse hasn’t caught on, yet.
This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.
This isn’t it but is the first one I found when looking.
https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/
The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.
Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.
What about grep and ack?
Those are our names. My parents were Less and More.
I guess head and tail are your grandparents?
And my dog, Cat.
Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries
IIRC Bit is penis, but what is byte?
Same, but written differently
Same, but written differently
I like “Vectoria”.
NPE
PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP
php, pronounced philip
