I should have brought my towel…
Last man standing, bitches.
Sucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?
Well, now I don’t have to return those videos to Blockbuster.
Blockbuster
… Who wants to tell 'em?
Tell ‘em what?
But… Blockbuster still exists. You know that, right?
Oh shit, the economy!
Solitary confinement for life, apparently.
Imma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue
“Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm… Dammit this is a difficult choice…”
Or
Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.
Just saying.
Hypothermia is supposed to be nice once you get past the shivering. You feel warm (even kinda hot), the fall asleep and don’t wake up.
Asphyxia would be so quick though, but I’m not sure how blood boiling in zero atmosphere would feel.
Don’t forget the massive shockwave from the exploding planet
Via what medium
You don’t think the billions of tons of rock are going to spread out? :p
Seriously though, we see shockwaves from exploding stars affecting the material around them. I don’t know the mechanics of what is causing it or how it spreads, but it does.
I think they would maintain their orbital path or be moved in the direction of the impact (obviously a mix)
But that’s a debris field, not a shock wave
Well the moon was formed by an impact of similar proportions so the debris field is making it to the moon.
Interestingly, probably not! When the moon formed it was MUCH closer to earth. The moon is ever so slowly moving away from the planet, bit by bit. So a fresh debris field from a sufficiently similar impact wouldn’t reach as far as the moon is today
Thanks, Obama.
Houston we have a problem
Houston, YOU have a problem.
Oh no the economy!
The gas prices will probably go up.
The shareholders aren’t going to like this.
That will buff out…right? Tell me that will buff out!
“LMAO fuck you jeremy”
It’s just a little asteroid… it’s stil good, it’s still good!