“Fuck you, got mine” is pretty much a cornerstone of their platform…
Ah yes, the “Fuck you, got mine” the Boomer Conservatives are so famous for.
AKA the “tree house ladder”-principe: when you are in it, pulling up the ladder so noone else can follow
Aptly named because while they think they are living in the clouds the house sits on a rotting branch that is just waiting to snap under the weight.
Also they forget people can climb trees. And have saws.
Don’t forget fire!
- no one
Then Lindsay Graham puts out the sign that says
“No girlz allowed!”
“No women allowed”
-Matt Gaetz, probably
I believe he has that tattooed on a body part.
Of course it is his hypocrisy and hatred of everyone else that makes him worthy of ridicule not his sexuality but that joke was just on a platter.
“Apres moi le deluge” might as well just be the GOP’s official slogan at this point.
They’d honestly get away with it too if they did it in French. The average MAGA voter doesn’t exactly strike me as multilingual.
Take the kids back
Wait, why are they banning IVF? I thought their primary goal was to get as many women to give birth and all that jazz… wouldn’t IVF be something forced-birth supporters want?
They overreached in their anti abortion crusade by getting embryos declared persons in Alabama
This particular person is doing the general Republican thing where they say they support something but their actions make the thing impossible to do. Like treating IVF in a way that makes hospitals cancel IVF services because of the threat of legal action when it doesn’t go perfectly.
I’m a little out of the loop, but I’d guess they’re trying to build precedent such that if an IVF embryo has ‘fetal rights’ or whatever they term it, then the same will apply to pregnancy at the earliest stages. And they can say: No abortions 1 day after pregnancy or something like that.
The attack on reproductive rights is unconscionable
Makes sense. It just seems like an unwise move, because they would be losing support from any voters with fertility issues who are trying for kids who might otherwise be anti abortion and generally conservative.
they’ve probably ran polls and figured out would be worth it
Nah, the GOP isn’t that smart anymore. They were before Trump ate their brains.
Not that they made decisions with the best interests of the people in mind before that, but they used to be much more strategic about their evil. They’re now shooting from the hip.
They think the embryos used for IVF are the equivalent to children birthed from the womb and therefore it’s child abuse. Mind you, these are the same morons who are pushing to remove any recreation from sex. Their goal is for sex to be only for procreation. They’re actively trying to push us into their weird world of having sex through a hole in a bedsheet only for the purpose of bearing children. They want to outlaw all forms of contraceptives. Hell, Maggy Taylor Greene wants to push legislation so that women stop tempting Christian men. We’re regressing as a country
Oh I know this one… 1984!
Conservatives must be so self-conscious about their poor skills in the bedroom that they create this “sex is for procreation, not for pleasure” type message…
P.S. MTG must be so insecure about her partner cheating on her or something…
It’s an ’unnatural’ conception made possible by use of embryos which these GOP lunatics would prefer be recognized as actual children, just in embryo form. Ergo, all embryos must be ‘protected’ which translates no more science with embryos.
Many think that artificial insemination is “subverting God’s will”. If they were meant to have kids, they could do it naturally. It’s the same line of thinking that they didn’t need a vaccine and could just pray their way to COVID immunity.
Alabama supreme court recently ruled that any IVF embryos are actual human beings. That means if you use IVF and dispose of embryos you are a murderer. Since it’s almost impossible to do IVF with no ‘lost’ embryos they just want to ban it for everyone.
Also, some religious folks were already against it because it involves men ejcaculating into cups, and that’s against the Bible.
Many of them have simply lost the plot.
It’s ultimately about control, but that’s how they’ve gotten so many people to go along with it.
The Goidels were on track to freeze embryos later this month, and they planned to only store the ones that were genetically normal.
But on Friday, the Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos created through IVF are considered children under state law, meaning that people could theoretically be sued for destroying an embryo.
Because their idea of abortion is so fucking inanely stupid they think this counts. I mean, not for rich people or Republicans. That’s why the DA Steve Marshall said he wouldn’t prosecute IVF families. Which has no legal weight behind it at all so he can feel free to prosecute anyone who can’t defend themselves, which is 99%.
Idiocracy was a documentary after all…
They don’t give a shit about children, or birth. They think that women who have sex for fun deserve punishment, and that childbirth is just punishment for “immoral” sexual behavior.
Also that children who were raped should be forced to carry to term and that it’s a gift from god.
Control. It’s about nothing more than control.
they only want unwanted children, daaa!
Makes sense… and they only want them before they are born; once they are born, they don’t care about them either…
God likes to watch, he needs some PIV action, IVF action is just not the same thrill.
You see, your first mistake was expecting a logically-consistent platform from conservatives.
I know that conservatives tend to go backwards with their ideology construction; instead of starting from axioms to construct their position, they just reach their position from their preconceived notions of what is desirable and good without actual logic behind it… But this is bizarre since their religion (the primary source of their ideology) says to reproduce and have many children as a goal, so wouldn’t a party of Christian values be pro-IVF?
Maybe I’m expecting too much of them, and there are more Jesse Lobotomy Peterson than I thought…
Their real goal is control.
I see your confusion. You expected them to actually read the Bible instead of just using it as an excuse to hurt their opposition.
Well, they like genocide which is presented as a good thing in the bible if I remember correctly (I’m not Christian, so I might be misremembering), they like treating women and children as property like in the bible… I just assumed they read it often for inspiration. But you’re right, they cherry pick the stuff that helps push their agenda.
Their religion also says, essentially, to be a socialist, like Jesus was. It’s literally all about forgiveness and making sure the least among us have everything they need. The facts about their religion are only relevant if they support what they were going to do anyway.
It’s sort of an unintended side effect in my interpretation. Their goal was to get every possible fetus legally defined as a child (so that any and all abortions can be considered child murder and outlawed) but got IVF caught in the crossfire, because they handle fertilized eggs, which are the. considered viable fetuses under this definition by the christofascists.
Sounds like you might be right… It’s kinda hard to tell sometimes.
idk dude, I’d personally be more surprised if that was their platform because while it would still be a horrific violation of human rights, it would be too consistent with itself. I’d probably accuse them of using ChatGPT to write it or something.
You’re probably right, I just remembered Jesse Lobotomy Peterson, and I realise there are enough people on his level, otherwise he wouldn’t have a platform.
The ironic part is that he’s probably actually intelligent and just a malefactor. You need to be at least more intelligent than the people you’re grifting to successfully grift them.
Wait, so that’s an act? How can someone say the things he is saying with a straight face? That’s just Oscar level acting if that’s the case. I just assumed he had 3 brain cells…
I mean perhaps I’m just too cynical, but I expect a lot of these pundits don’t get high off their own supply if you catch my drift. In Peterson’s case, his Wikipedia page has a couple things that smell like grift to me:
- he used to be a Democrat, claimed that religion made him Republican - looks like pandering
- he started a business at one point (janitorial services; that’s an essential service, so an entrepreneur can do well in that space)
- he founded a non-profit with a religious slant that has other conservative pundits on the board - this reeks of a conspiracy to sap money from ignorant people, a.k.a., grift
- meetings with Toyota executives for some undisclosed reason; I feel like it’s pretty hard to rub shoulders with the big dogs like that if you’re an idiot and didn’t have rich parents, and it doesn’t seem like Peterson came from substantial means
- multiple publications - the titles read like self-help and “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” drivel with an added dash of racism
All of that to me reads as a cunning individual that’s using gullible and ignorant people to line his own pockets.
That’s fine— just throw your tainted IVF kids in the trash to show your conviction.
THEN we’ll talk.
So, another Sarah Palin…
I mean, what sane woman would be a Republican?
Just grifters. Like the rest of the party.
Andrea Dworkin literally wrote a whole book on that.
Republicans trying to outdo each other in a race to the Far Realms.
Headline is an outright lie. The article literally quotes her saying she supports IVF. The author speculates that a bill she is co-sponsoring (that does not mention IVF) may accidentally ban IVF (if it passes and Biden signs it).
Certainly you could denigrate her intelligence, performative politics, or the logical incoherence between her abortion and IVF positions. But you cannot say she wants to do something contrary to her actual explicitly stated desire.
This is how it always happens, lip service doesn’t mean anything. They will be QUOTED as being in support of “women’s health and safety” and “emergency exceptions” all day long as they vote to overturn Roe and strip down exceptions to meaningless inactionable jargon
They’re not going to say (I guess some of the house bombastic ones might) “I’m a Republican in support of preventing your wife from bearing children”
But you cannot say she wants to do something contrary to her actual explicitly stated desire.
If she doesn’t want to do it, then why is she co-sponsoring it?
That’s an affirmation that she wants the thing that she sponsoring to be done.
He litterally said the bill doesn’t mention IVF. It is just one authors opinion that the bill could possibly be corrupted to ban IVF. The reality is is that one can never predict all the side effects a bill might have when it is intentionally misinterpreted.
He litterally said the bill doesn’t mention IVF.
He? Where?Never mind, went back and read through the whole article, instead of just depending on the summary.
My question still stands though.
What you’re mentioning was that there’s no carve out, also known as an exclusion of, for IVF. Not that it doesn’t mention IVF.
From the article…
And as Rubashkin points out, there is no carveout in the bill for in vitro fertilization. Oops!
Its not actually hypocritical to want to ban something that you used. Its like if you used Lemmy for a decade and want it banned, you can see the dangers of using Lemmy, you would actually be most aware of the dangers of the thing.
Yes, because having a social media account is EXACTLY the same as having a child 🙄 For the record, your example is still hypocritical, it’s just not nearly as life-changing
Yeah, I am aware they are not the same thing, I just expected people could extrapolate the idea out to any number of things. I guess that was a poor assessment.
I’ll upvote you for admitting to your mistake, that’s better than most people on the internet. Thank you
Thank you!
Uneducated hicktards being uneducated hicktards.
It’s worse: if they ban the destruction of human morulae, they have to ban the use of the pill as well, at least the mini variant.
By my understanding, even with the mini pill (Progestogen-only), producing an embryo is unlikely. The pill thickens mucus membranes in the cervix, meaning most sperm do not make it into the reproductive system. And even low dose pills inhibit egg release 50% of the time, with more moderate doses getting to over 95%.
Curiosity question, if we are saying embryos are children, would it not be illegal to buy and sell them?
Pretty sure it would be illegal to keep them in freezers as well
Can’t wait for women to declare 300 dependents on their taxes.
You need TINs for each dependent unfortunately, for the IRS doesn’t believe in personhood before birth.
Duh
In this episode of Rules for Thee not Me…
