Now I have a 4 yo and experience this once every few months. One session was on my leg and computer chair, another was all over his bed, etc.
one time i puked in my sleep and didnt even wake up until i was already cleaned up in the shower
i was like 12. no clue how that happened or why it took so long to wake up
A couple of weeks ago my 4.5 yo casually leaned over during lunch, vomited on the floor, then went back to eating as if nothing happened.
Don’t remember that but I remeber that I would wander around the classes I got told to glue myself to my chair. I got so tired of hearing this so I ended up doing it. I smeared a glue stick over my pants and sat myself down. My teacher asked me to stand up and pulled the chair up with me and yelled but you said to glue myself to my chair. She told the story to everyone class for the next 20 years. I worked in the same area and got asked by kids about it all the time. Don’t know if anyone laugh but some clapped.
This was me once. Right before class ended. Too late to call my parents so they shoved me on a bus… not a good ride. Backpack had to be replaced
You just opened your pack and let it rip?
Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom
And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day.
I remember one kid puked, then Matt slipped in the puke wearing Penny loafers and wore his socks and shoes the rest of the day despite it all, and another kid puked from the smell (they were good for a puked anytime someone else did).
I was that kid once
Me too. Couldn’t quite make it to the bathroom. I remember our first grade teacher asked me to come to her office and told me to next time throw up in the bathroom.
I m S p a r t a c u s .
I was too nervous to finish a math test. Finished and went up to ask her if I could go. Did it right by her feet.
At the time, I was ashamed. Now, I’m a hero. Thank God most kids didn’t like that teacher.
It was Mac&Cheese, the noodles still surprisingly intact. Janitor came and sprinkled sawdust on it and swept it up off the carpet
How the hell do y’all remember first grade? I only have the spottiest of memories prior to high school. Heck even that is spotty, just more spots.
I’ve always wondered if people who don’t have as many old memories are less likely to have depression, so as someone who doesn’t have many old memories feel free to add to my data pool…
Oh yeah, it’d happen a few times a year. Seemed to be more frequent on the bus, which makes sense considering how bumpy the ride was. I still remember the bus driver using sawdust to clean it up.
A kid threw up on the bus. The worst part was he was the new kid and for weeks no one would share a seat with him. Poor guy.
When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs… Then he threw up onto his plate.
I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.
Did he keep eating the eggs?
To my knowledge the meal ended there. But all of us near him were upset.
Right on the Japanese Prime Minister.
Omg yes. And it was blue. Because that dumb motherfucker had been eating crayons.
Oorah!
I don’t remember there being a student in my class that did that, but there was a kid in 2nd grade who could pretty much see his veins. You looked at him and always saw his blue veins all over. Don’t know how common that is for 2nd graders, but it was a thing I remember.
Was nosebleeds in our class
