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He looks like such a dweeb in that jacket
We contacted X today, but an auto-reply informed us that the company was busy and asked that we check back later.
lol
That’s an upgrade from the poop emoji that they were sending out right after Elongated Muskrat took over.
I think they should use that picture of him every time.
The cringey old university photo is more amusing.
It’s like the one tiny comfort we got during the Dump presidency-- most media went out of their way to use as unflattering photos of the rotting pumpkin as they could without it looking like something you’d find in the tabloids
Manbaby.
Ultimately the third-party individuals did not receive direct access to Twitter’s systems, but instead worked with other company employees who accessed the systems on the individuals’ behalf.
So they got the data anyway…
Yeah lol. This was more a circumvention via technicality. If they still gave away the data and against privacy laws, it’s still a violation.
“twitter (which is currently named x)”
amazing
It won’t always be called X. 2027: Elon buys a domain registrar. 2031: Elon buys unicode. 2032: Elon allows unicode in domain names. The same day, Elon adds an “Xtreme X” emoji to unicode (it sort of looks like it’s spinning, xtreme style), and registers the domain.
I’m hoping for something like “2024: Elon is found guilty of failing to uphold the obligations imposed on Twitter back in their 2011 lawsuit around misuse of information; Former Twitter staff are found to have heroically attempted to follow the law but were fired for doing so; Elon is ordered to sell X; 2025: Mastodon buys it for five million dollars; Elon is forced to sell all his shares in Tesla/SpaceX to pay fines to the FTC; Mastodon rebrands X to Twitter which becomes just another Fediverse instance. 2026: FTC uses the $50 billion Elon pays them to, like, hire enough staff to do their job properly going forward”
Man I love me a good fiction book lol
While funny, it wasn’t intended as a burn. They are reporting on events that happened at Twitter, because it was named Twitter when these things happened, and is now called X.
Fucking brain dead rebrand
They had a brand that was so powerful it was used as a verb, and he gave it up for the letter that is used as a generic placeholder, just because he’s obssessed with it for whatever reason.
Saw a theory a few weeks ago that he’s obsessed with “X,” because that’s how most of the native Africans signed away their sovereignty, and their land, to the European invaders.
No proof, but given where he grew up, it seems plausible.
It’s so they can salvage the original brand once the business dies - not because of Musk’s mismanagement, but because it has $13bn of debt out of the $44bn purchase.
Its a good use of brevity. Otherwise it would look like this:
“twitter (which is currently named x and will be renamed back to Twitter after the eventual decline and subsequent fire sale of the smoldering remains of the company)”
He violated US law by giving a 3rd party individual complete access to Twotters info, who tf did this ass wipe give it to? Putin?
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Twitter employees prevented Elon Musk from violating the company’s privacy settlement with the US government, according to Federal Trade Commission Chair Lina Khan.
The access given to outside individuals raised concerns that Twitter (which is currently named X) violated a 2022 settlement with the FTC, which has requirements designed to prevent repeats of previous security failures.
The deposition testimony revealed that in early December 2022, Elon Musk had reportedly directed staff to grant an outside third-party individual “full access to everything at Twitter… No limits at all.”
When contacted by Ars, an FTC spokesperson said the agency cannot rule out bringing lawsuits against Musk’s social network for violations of the settlement or US law.
“When we heard credible public reports of potential violations of protections for Twitter users’ data, we moved swiftly to investigate,” the FTC said in a statement today.
In a filing, US government lawyers said the FTC investigation had “revealed a chaotic environment at the company that raised serious questions about whether and how Musk and other leaders were ensuring X Corp.'s compliance with the 2022 Administrative Order.”
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Disobeying. As though he’s their master. Gross.
Everybody who is still there must see him as their master, either voluntarily due to a cult-like demeanor or due to visa restrictions that equal servitude.
