Hit by a car and the rebar that held it into the base concrete has been yanked partway out, leaving what looks like “legs.”
It’s just strong rebar that is all mangled from a vehicle hitting it.
No they can walk
They can walk
But can they dance?
Contrary to popular belief, they can’t dance, or sing, or talk. The only thing about them is the way they walk.
Well, you can tell by the way they use their walk, they’re a traffic bollard, no time to talk
Engines loud and oil pans warm, I been kicked around, since I was poured
They can dance. If they want to.
They can leave their friends behind.
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This is what they want us to think.
They can walk
I’d be more concerned about how excited it seems to be.
New cryptid. I want a tattoo of it.
I want it to become the mascot of !fuck_cars
sorry this is what I thought of reading this.
I can SIIIIIIIING
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Funny looking 3-legged alien.
Shift change
bollard that attacks its prey
rebar DOES rhyme with cactuar… hmmmm really makes ya think
It’s one of those annoying enemies from Nier Automata, kill it.
They walk now?!
OH NO
