“YOU SHALL NOT SMASH!”
NO! HULK SMASH!!!
“Who am I kidding? I AM a conjuror of cheap tricks…”
You win the Internet for the whole week!
And extra fingers
“All We Have To Do Is Decide What To Do With The Time That Is Given To Us”
The Lord of the cockrings - Two hoes and Gandalf’s cash flows
Gandalf: “I watch them booties jigglin’, while Gollum with his ring be fiddlin’. Frodo’s scar be achin’, Boromir be fakin’, hobbits with their weed be bakin’, while Mount Doom’s ominously quakin’. Saruman be simpin’, Legolas be dimplin’, Grumpy Gimli’s shrimpin’… But every day I’m pimpin’!”
Gung-HoDalf
I must rest here a moment, even if all the orcs ever spawned are after us.
A normal night on Pattaya Walking Street.
Lord of the Minge
Show me your wizards sleeve.
The magic of money, honey
He’s about 20 minutes away from losing his wizard powers
Gandalf failed the sleight of hand check
Decimation: The two trees of valinor
When you need your wizard sleeve inspected, who better to call?
