And who’s the human next to him?
Imagine dating someone who says any of those things.
I know right! When someone says they have allergies, I’m like no thanks weirdo, I don’t want your disgusting allergies. Go cry into the tissues you have in your pocket already probably because you have allergies loser!
I know this was a joke but im sorry you are getting down arrows for it.
“I am allergic”
Looks real allergic with his face buried in the cat.
I am allergic to cats and have allowed a cat to rub it’s head against my face multiple times, because that cat was a bro (and I had loratadine).
Also don’t really like cats in general because most of them are jerks, just that specific one was, as I mentioned, a bro.
Oh yeah no hate on that. But if i tell someone i have a cat and they tell me im allergic im like. Okay we can go one of two ways here and i will try my best not to show up with cat hair on my clothes.
Maybe the cat’s in the process of slowly assassinating him, we don’t know.
They are all doing that to us. They are professionals.
Allergies so bad that he died.
I’d like everyone to look at this because this is proof cats also abide by the “they fell asleep, guess I’m stuck here” rules.
My cat abides by the “they fell asleep, guess I need to paw their face to let me out of the room now” rules.
r/thisismylifemeow. Oh wait, this is not reddit.
I am disappointed this is not a real sub
Eww, reddit.
!thisismylifemeow@lemmit.online
No posts though.
The look on the cat’s face says, “This is how you dominate a person, amateur.”
Toxoplasmosis
Urban legend
Excellent song by Radiohead 👍
Whole album is epic
My now wife didn’t really like cats when I met her and was allergic to the point of the hair giving her little welts.
Fast forward a couple few years and she loves my cat and just ends up taking allergy pills every day and dealing with the itching.
Fast forward a few more years when that cat dies and she says she doesn’t think we can ever replace him.
Fast forward one month and she comes home with a flyer for a rescue cat she wants to adopt.
And we did and she couldn’t be happier.
Cat: “Oh, you still think he’s YOUR boyfriend?”
So he’s dating a human now?
It’s funny to me because it looks more like he fell asleep and the cat put itself there
I think if the cat was responsible it’s ass would be in the guys face lol
He fell asleep awfully close to the edge
I remember my friend once saying “I hate cats” whilst cradling mine in his arm like a baby and stroking his head.
Cats are bad for the planet and horrible for the local ecosystem but if they are already around I will pet them.
What exactly are indoor only cats doing to the planet & ecosystem?
Indoor cats don’t destroy the local ecosystem, but they still eat a large amount of meet. I totally forgot about them as cats around here are usually outdoor cats.
Humans are bad for the planet and horrible for the local ecosystem, but if they are already around I will have sex with them.
Let’s just face the truth, they are the “true” ruler of this planet.
Yap true, i’m also gilty at that… 😄
That cat’s face says “I fixed him”.
Or “He’s mine now.”
“Where’s your boyfriend, Rebecca?”
I’m pretty much the same. Cats are terrible creatures and I would never intentionally own one. But I’m not going to hold it against my partner’s two cats that they are cats, so they get scritches and nap times with me.
I have 2 of the vile critters now, one I inherited from my ex, the other one just kind of showed up.
The cats have domesticated you.
So you trained your cat to murder you boyfriend as an example to the next?
