Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?
Give me a slice of bread and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?
The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?
Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.
It’s always a party when wieners are involved.
Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.
And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting
Ew i dont like olives
Horrible. It’s fucking raw!
Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn’t be safe to consume cold.
Yeah. That’s why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.
