“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!
Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.
Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.
No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.
There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market
Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10
Yeah, fuck the poor.
Don’t fuck them, sell them to China as cheap slaves.
Slavery is immoral
Instead, make being poor illegal (arrest people who can’t pay for the essentials), arrest them, and THEN use them as slaves, it’s fine since they’re criminals
Sounds good to me!
Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.
It’s either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it’s only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.
yes, and if you’re homeless just buy a house
btw, it’s not a free market if it’s controlled by a hand full of companies
Holy shit you ppl actually took my comment serious lmaoo
no, you just took my reply serious ;)
Sad! She couldn’t stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that’s she’s gone you can charge double to the next tenant.
buying avocados will kill you
god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺
One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip
Single Mother
One Corpse…
Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer
Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.
I bet she didn’t even tip.
Jesus
This man is definitely not Jesus
Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!
Hopefully she didn’t damage the ceiling fan with the rope.
I hope she didn’t drip all over the carpet!
