Going through the spell list, there’s an awful lot of spells that are incredibly funny in the context of bedroom pastimes, here, let’s assume it’s heroism and Bear’s Endurance.

  • Shivirani@ttrpg.network
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    11 months ago

    Created an account to point out that Hafthor Bjornsson (played the mountain in Game of Thrones, world’s strongest man at least once) has a wife who looks tiny next to him, and isn’t dead.

    • Tekhne@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      Whoa, just looked them up. That’s an unimaginable size difference. She must be like a doll to him…

    • Ahdok@ttrpg.networkOP
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      11 months ago

      I think Toron was mostly basing his remarks off his own experiences with Razira. She’s generally a bit boisterous and rough with other members of the party because they’re “hardy adventurers” and… throwing a guy across the room to get him out of danger relies more on speed than gentleness.

      Also, while he acts suave, he really has no idea what he’s talking about. Every romantic entanglement he’s had has turned out trying to kill him before it came to the bedroom… and that’s happened a surprisingly large number of times.

      Several of them are still chasing the party trying to assassinate us…

  • Susaga@ttrpg.networkEnglish
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    11 months ago

    Whether you’re preparing magic for war or the bedroom, always have protection ready. And perhaps a few healing spells if you think it’s gonna get rough.

  • Zorque@kbin.social
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    11 months ago

    I wonder why people assume that people with muscle can only ever use brute force.

    It’s entirely possible to moderate muscle control for gentleness, even if those muscles are powerful.

          • Ahdok@ttrpg.networkOP
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            11 months ago

            I’m pretty sure “physical finesse” is usually covered by Dexterity :)

            Anyway, here’s Razira’s Attributes (She was originally constructed with the sidekick rules, but we keep giving her stuff and she’s getting quite powerful.)

          • Ahdok@ttrpg.networkOP
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            11 months ago

            These characters are from a real 5e campaign, at this point of time in the comic, they’re level 9, and everyone is monoclassed (as 5e is actually intended to be played)

            • Konsi - Cleric (trickery) (this is my PC, which is why the comics mostly focus on her.)
            • Toron - Rogue (swashbuckler)
            • Mystery - Warlock (Fey patron (now), Tome)
            • Sand - Monk (Open Hand, but he changed to Astral Self a bit later)
            • Faelys - Staff of Power (also Wizard/Evoker)

            Razira is an NPC sidekick built using the sidekick rules, with a little bit of paladin sprinkled in for flavour.