Seriously though. We Europeans joke about the US a lot, but one thing I’ll always envy/admire is your National Parks. You have to protect those at all costs.
Fuckingcapitalists
Lol this is actually what I did in cities skylines.
I built Walmart, upscaled it like x10 times, built 10k square feet of parking around it and made one big ass 40 lane road that’s directly connecting it to every district. Then I made it the only commercial building in the city with 100k employees. Holy hell!
You created the Costco from Idiocracy.
Being the U.S, there’s basically zero chance that it would be high-rises. Instead, there would be McMansions. Also a lot more parking lots
This looks like low-mid density. So much roads/wasted space and like 10 high rites do not make a high density neighborhood.
Flash floods?
But think of how cool it would look during the flash food.
Seasonal amusement park you say?
That’s disgusting. Why aren’t there any ads on the cliff walls?
I’ll never understand why we don’t advertise using the surface of the moon.
Most types of radiation including light exhibit the inverse square law so thankfully it’s too unfeasible at the moment.
A) It’s a National Park and you wouldn’t be able to have a city esp with a Walmart on a National Park.
B) Like 90% of Arizona is untouched wilderness and undeveloped. Why would you want to develop at the bottom of the GC when you could develop literally anywhere else in the state? The cost of transporting construction materials, given that there aren’t any roads from the surface to the bottom, not to mention logistics for people living and working in the Canyon, would be astronomical.
You want to be the big swinging dick in the penthouse that has a view barely above the top of the canyon obviously
Yeah but ‘Canyon Condos’ is a great name, sooo… /j
It’s got city water and a sewer line - looks like a Walmart waiting to happen
I threw up in my mouth a little
Let’s pave paradise and put up a Walmart parking lot!
Oh man, just imagine: everyone living in those skyscrapers could work at that Walmart!
OMG do you mean a 15 minute city!?!? How dare they focus us to live in such a place. They are bound to make us stop rolling coal with our trucks while they are at it! Freedum!
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No one is promising those skyscrapers are in anyway nice to live in.
Company Canyon goes $$$$
There’s actually a settlement down there already, they have to get their mail delivered by pack mule from the top of the canyon’s post office
But this has a massive Walmart!
The mail is all junk mail! Extended warranty on my mule??
Sounds like a perfect place to test drone delivery
All those people in the towers just work at the giant Walmart, which is now the attraction.
I know this is just a joke, but having at least an “alpine” or “mountain” coaster down to the bottom could save many lives.
