Those look like Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Assuming that, I would still save the pizza and tacos.
Can I move Trump closer to the flames?
Only if you sacrifice both the pizza and the tacos.
I’d sacrifice both food items to make sure the other fuckers die in the fire.
7 and 8, I don’t care how crazy she is
What do you have against Tacos? Also, women who look like her are a dime a dozen in a lower middle class neighbourhood.
6 and 7. Those two are doing more damage to the GOP than any of the tankies on this site could ever hope to do
Which do I love more: America, or having a mob boss owe me a favor?
I don’t see anyone up there that would honor a favor.
Donald Trump would never turn his back on someone who has shown loyalty to him, come on now
I’ve been vegan for almost six years and I would still go for the beef tacos and pepperoni pizza. A week of explosive diarrhea is still better than the alternatives.
I find it funny that your comment unintentionally makes it sound like all Vegans have a predicament, let’s call it divine punishment or karma or weakness or something like that, that causes them to shit themselves after eating any animal product.
Is your digestive system really that weak? Lmao, vegans suck.
Happens to anyone really. You cut out bad food your body has been tolerating and it stops tolerating. (I’m not vegan, but milk based stuff, fatty foods, fast food, and a bunch of other shitty for me stuff stopped being acceptable to my body once I stopped eating them regularly. Unfortunately I also suddenly go5 super reactive to eggs, and I love eggs. No more delicious yolk for me T_T)
Second note: ( I don’t actually have any issues with vegans. I think ultimately they are probably correct, but I still eat meat anyway, just as I also post this response on a Samsung cell phone that probably had slave labor involved in some part of its production).
There’s a lot of unhealthy vegan food out there. And lean meat, veggies, on a tortilla seems fine.
The pizza and tacos will fuck you up but at least you’ll enjoy them
8 and 9.
I can listen to Santos weave tall tales about his life as I eat my pizza.
Sorry, pizza and tacos, but I have to stay on guard to make sure the others don’t escape.
If I’m being honest with myself, as much as I hate myself for saying it, it really depends on how “grateful” Boebert would be…
God I’m a terrible person.
This is what I’m saying! She could have lived her life in blissful ignorance as a moderately successful MILF pornstar! But you wanted to feel power this year. So now you’re going to feel my power, as it surges from me through you from nostril to rectum now until the end of tiiiiiime. And that’s… wazzup.
(if you get this reference please be my friend)
And shave off that beard…
BE MY FRIEND
Lol. I felt like that was generally a pretty weak season in general, but that bit will always be memorable.
When you’re line “It just be an act, she can’t be that crazy, right?” So you do it and then you realize that yeah, she’s that crazy…
(But you still go back!)
You can fix her
Then you start thinking, if I also save trump, am I more likely to receive a handjob in a theatre?
yes, just ask trump to give you a handjob duh
2 things are sure : I will eat tacos and pizza after I am done with this stressful event.
I eat good food and make the world a better place. Win win
Santos! Get the pizza! I’ll get the tacos!
The taco’s and pizza never hurt anyone, or lied…I think the choice is clear.
At first I didn’t notice the tac9s and was worried if I’d get bitched at for choosing pizza twice.
Pizza and whoever offers the biggest check for saving them?
The checks will bounce. Cash upfront is the only way.
6 + 7 and hate fuck them both
Of course you save the pizza and tacos. The others can save themselves by pulling themselves out by the bootstraps.