What the fuck do they want?
“Jesse we need to cook”
I mean … at least they’re really far away?
Can they text first?
Maybe just text
Maybe just a status message without obligation to write back
At least you can be assured it was chicken.
Hi soon
*Soon. It’s a name. Needs a capital letter.
if they are using the phone function of my phone, we are not friends.
Better change phone numbers without telling anyone just to be safe
Fucking Billy. Every time it’s him. All I ask is he give a heads up text first. Great dude though, one of my closest friends.
Edit: he’s distant in terms of physical space
If they’re distant…we’re not friends…fortune cookie prophet. A pox on thee!
“…except in bed”?
I don’t get it?
in bed?
you’re god damned right in bed.
At least it’s a phone call. No eye contact required!
But it’s a phone call. Please just text me instead.
Very true. There are definitely calls that could just be texts…
