If I’m being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.
What is the second picture?
A 10 inch butt plug
the clock stresses me out
If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.
Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.
Not to be trusted.
Homophobic… ._.
I, too, am scared of clean spaces.
This looks so much like a hotel room
Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?
Precisely
It’s entirely tidy, let’s be honest here.
I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.
Not a woman, I don’t think, but the main blanket/duvet thing is too lumpy to be hotel perfect. The frames on the walls are at seemingly random heights. The bedside lamps don’t match. The clock placement is terrible/an eyesore. And the black pillow should be in front of the two smaller pillows.
Perfect is the enemy of good
Is entirely tidy, gay-er than moderately tidy?
I mean, I would think so? If it’s moderately tidy you can still use the “best effort” excuse. If it’s super tidy you’re either a woman or a serial killer (or both I guess).
I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn’t want to dirty my bed clothes I’m case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter “in the common rooms” as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.
Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.
But what about the men you dated? 🙃
No shade on those who fancy men, ut I don’t swing that way so it never came up :)
Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?
Just perspective, look at the curtain rod, it also slants downward
Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
That’s fair, humans suck.
Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).
It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
Can I have some pats please
If you just wanna squeeze it for a while that’s good too
Hey some people pay good money for that kind of service
Found the cat.
“Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”
As an awkard person I’ll admit that it would reassure me somewhat. I mean, I wasn’t going to but I’m glad it’s an option. It’s like feeling being accepted despite messing up before potentially messing up, which allows us to skip that dreadful moment between messing up and being either forgiven or despised. And come on, imagine shitting in a closet by, uh, mistake, and not fully expecting that your entire social live is now in ruins and you need to delete all of your social media and move to different country. It could be worded better, sure, but it’s a neat gesture.
15 years later
“Hey, the closet shitter is here! Man, remember that time you shit in my closet?”
dissociates
I had a flatmate once the sleep walked and pissed in the hall closet once.
We called them ‘Pisscloset’ from that day forth.
Reminds me of a song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pbLArOCFE
Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just “stick to the template.” Live a little in your living space. I think even basic.space gives better homespherebuilding advice than that sub
Here I’m used to it being “TV on the floor in front of a recliner in an otherwise unfurnished apartment” kind of thing.
That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.
Edit: Found it
Does my office/workshop/gym/bedroom look okay guys?
The “women just can’t handle how little it takes to make men happy” genre of shitposting.
malefashionadvice
I used to visit that sub a lot about ten years ago. It looks like it hasn’t changed a bit in that time - it even still has the same little fit drawings on the top bar. Has male fashion somehow frozen?
I wish it hadn’t changed, it’s gotten much worse, as has much of Reddit. Like the other guy said, all the mods on MFA left last year and took the core community to Discord (apparently, I don’t use Discord though). What’s left is just middle schoolers and bot accounts.
Interestingly I did hop back on Reddit a few days ago on a little check-in and saw this post on MFA. Might’ve been the subconscious reason I name dropped it above in the first place.
All the content creators on MFA dipped after the api drama, all that’s left on that sub is reposts. Many of the userbase moved to their discord
I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first
I was looking for some reddit-tier joke of a big dildo under the bed or something
