I mean… Based on pics, its clearly not him…
I mean it looks just like him, haven’t seen eyebrows like that since early eighties porn.
You shut your dirty whorish mouth. Luigi was at my house playing Wii sports the whole time.
One man accused of murdering one person, “We do not intend to delay this defendant’s extradition to New York.”
Another man accused of inciting a government insurrection, “let’s wait four whole years to hear the case.”
The whole damn system is guilty as hell.
Well you see, he committed the cardinal sin…
Don’t screw over rich people.
Luigi needs to set up a PAC and announce his campaign for president. I’m not even joking. This covers a lot of sins.
He’s not old enough to qualify any time soon.
This whole thing just stinks. The eyebrows don’t match up. The manifesto doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t make sense for him to put a big effort into escaping but then keep incriminating evidence.
I thought the eyebrows were pretty close. And the evidence he kept was the weapon, which if he did it, was probably because he intended to use it again—to liberate us.
I don’t get it? It couldn’t have been Luigi. He was busy working at a Jay St. Videogames all day.
I just don’t think he did it.
Wait. ABC News just said the authorities found his backpack in Central Park. But didn’t they say he had his backpack when he was arrested? Which is it?
