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The one who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
You skipped that apple again.
“Don’t believe everything you read”
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
None can read. What I’ve written.
“The kitchen here is contaminated.”
Honk twice a day if you can read this
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
Paracetamol
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
“I need to do a rectal exam now”
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
“WAKE UP! You’re in a simulation!”
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
