Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.
“Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!”
What is this, Person of Interest?
Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That’s a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!
You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.
He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.
Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history
I’m seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)
Interesting find.
Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?
No, it was democracy manifest.
It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002
And that memed
britshAustralian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a “how dare you sir!” ridiculous voice.“Get your hand off my penis!”
Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.
Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.
I hope the Agent knows his Judo well
Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.
Less lethal just means more practice.
An opportunity to shoot them twice!
Oh God why do I know this?
For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.
Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.
If I recall correctly he’d already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn’t.
It helped us out
I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn’t fact check anything.
Here’s a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.
I’ve been on the internet for a long time and I’d never seen that one. You’re doing God’s work.
RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.
He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.
“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.
If that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!
How is this a joke? It’s literally just a weak book/movie reference.
Oh.
Ah, obscure reference humor , definitely not my thing.
WATCH IT NOW
IT VERY FUNNYOh, sorry my highness. OP must be punished.
Considering it’s not obscure, it makes it seem like you’re trying to act pretentious about the subject of a simple comic. Not great optics for you.
Oh, darn, I guess my social cred in Lemmy has taken a real hit.
Ah I see. It wasn’t just that you were legitimately questioning the comic. You’re a troll. Glad you made that clear for everyone.
Well, it is Australian.
The last panel is from a comical arrest of a gentleman.
“A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah, I see you know your judo well
