He was too busy talking about Firefox
My new job ocks Firefox on my work laptop. :(
Who would ock Firefox?
how dare they ock firefox?!
Whoops. 👁️👄👁️
Firefocks
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Doc Ock admins AD as a side hustle and locks down workstations to the point of unusability.
Ock-ward
Hello Mrs. and Mr. Johnson. I use arch btw
Ah fuck
If you’re a CrossFitter who uses Linux, which do you tell people about first?
That you are vegan of course
Actually the first order of business is establishing that you’re an atheist.
Lol what. I dont believe in any religion but I wouldnt say Im atheist either. I dont understand the need to talk about it at all. Like let people do as they want and judge them by what they do?
I’m just shitposting d00d, it’s a meme subreddit, and I’m an atheist who isn’t exactly shy about it, so I’m taking a shot at myself anyway.
That you don’t eat meat.
How you retired at 30
Because Bitcoin
What she didn’t see is me whispering in her mothers ear “I run Arch, by the way”. Then giving her a quick wink.
Ah, so that’s why she pissed herself.
Arch for weak, compile Gentoo
Pssht imagine using an operating system and not simply manipulating the bits on your disk yourself
Pssh, imagine using a disk instead of a good memory and quick fingers
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That seat position is WAY too far back from the steering wheel
This is not manga you normie! I don’t see a single loli monster maid
Fantastic username. ☝🏻
Thanks :)
But he kept taking about foss, though
It’s an OS, not a lifestyle.
Insert GNU/Linux copypasta here.
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Nope. I’m balls deep.
Forgot to install a screenshot tool, eh?
The most unbelievable thing about this meme is that linux nerd has a hot cat girlfriend.
Srry but u are just as undatable as Typescript or react developers - they just gonna keep learning new frameworks that do exactly the same thing spending all the time they have while ignoring the hot gf until she just dumps you for some plumber.
As a new Linux convert nerd with a hot girlfriend it does happen.
Pic or it didn’t happen.
I mean. How would I go about proving that. I’m currently just imagining the look on her face when I tell her we need to take a picture with my lemmy username in it so randoms on the internet believe I have a hot girlfriend. lol We go to the beach this weekend though. soooooo I’ll leave it up to you to remind me to do this lol
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😂 but but. She actually did. I swear!
Plumbers make bank.
Depends where
So do Linux nerds lol
Plumbers make bank, linux nerds make bank systems
This really grinds my gears especially when working with the junior devs. They are always preaching about this new hot library and tried to refactor the whole app based on this cool article written by some well known developer. When I asked about their reasoning behind the chance they’re only able to link the blogpost made saying that X is bad and Y is the way going forward. I asked them what situation where they actually cannot solve an issue using X in a project and whether they can prove that using Y is the panacea for all of our woes, they all go silent.
Afterwards I always tell them it’s fine to look for new ways to do things. But before you go to try to propose such a big change at least write some PoC demonstrating the strength of the new thing when they have some downtime.
agree 100%
have also noticed an uptick in “new is always better, those old ways are so dumb and they were so stupid” mindset.
not sure if this is directly part of the reason, but the upshot is you don’t need to learn the fundamentals. you’re protected from learning how things actually work, because there’s always a bloaty house of cards chain of libraries to keep you separated from reality.
and of course its always easier to write off all of the fundamentals as ‘pointless old garbage’, than actually challenge yourself with any of it.
then you can enjoy a false sense of superiority, not because you overcame anything, but by never even trying.
“undefeated”, not because you ever won, but because you never fought.
and its not the “kids these day’s” fault. training institutions are corrupted by greedy suits, its all about the $$$s and pumping unprepared grads out at a blinding rate is more profitable (short term).
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When her parents are BSD users…
What are you supposed to talk aboot then?
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Uh, she told me that she and her family used Linux first…
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