They’re Gore-Tex, Jerry!
I like to point to Idiocracy (a movie you couldn’t make today but I saw for the first time in 2024; I think it was good) which Crocs are used as shoes for the future because they were not widely available and the costume designer said “There’s no way people will wear them.”
I stand vindicated that Crocs are idiotic.
I was surprised it was made back then.
that movie is awful
It’s an entertaining movie, despite it’s downright fascist messaging that the untermench will outbreed the Ubermench causing hell on earth.
I’m still waiting for buttfuckers to open their first store, should be any day now.
I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.
Every now and then I get the feeling there might be something about them. Are they like supremely comfortable? Everyone I see wearing them nowadays seems chill and makes it look like they’re comfy.
Either that or the country has fully devolved into Walmart as Idiocracy foretold.
They’re comfy, they’re easy to clean, they’re water proof, they float, they can be worn like slippers with the straps up or can be more comfortable for walking around with the straps down, you can regularly find them for $30.
What are the negatives again?
waterproof are you sure?
Some of them come without the fuzzy insides
I think I’ve always equated them with the horrendous water shoes I remember as a kid. That, and the look just never said comfort to me. But I’ve felt some fomo in recent years lol
I hated those water shoes too, but I do actually really like my Crocs…
My GF got a pair of Crocs clogs for work. She works for a vet so she needed something easy to clean and comfortable, and they’re definitely both. She was a doubter just like you until she got a pair.
Granted, they’re not the ones with the strap on the back and holes so they don’t look terrible, or at least as terrible as a pair of clogs. But she understands why all the nurses wear them.
Fuck brands… But as far as the general concept of a durable, washable house slipper goes, they are great. Also wear low cut socks.
If you’re in your house then why are you wearing shoes? Just wear socks or go barefoot. Maybe they’re useful if you need to step outside for a minute to take out the trash when it’s cold outside. In my experience, regular slippers tend to fall apart if you wear them outside
If you’re in your house then why are you wearing shoes?
Plantar fasciitis - I can’t even make it across a room barefoot without severe pain, so I wear slippers with orthotic inserts at home. That being said, I would amputate my own feet before wearing crocs.
Not everyone has underfloor heating
Cold hard floors?
Dog slobber. We have two dogs. One loves to take a big mouthful of water and run up to my wife and me with it, splashing drool water everywhere on the way. The other has recently learned this trick from him and now we have double dog drool. We don’t go barefoot much anymore.
Well, I have pets who drag toys into walkways where it’s easy to step on. I also have atypical proportions and it’s a challenge not to accidentally kick a table or chair leg dodging said pets or their toys.
Furthermore, I don’t want to make people look at my feet and just socks wears down the socks/can be slippery. Socks also don’t shield my feet from spills or things being dropped on them.
Makes sense. They’re still not for me but, from that perspective, I can see why someone might like them
You can get socks with rubber bits on the bottom to help with the slippery part, but that would not help with the rest.
They look like the stuff the characters from Concord would wear
Maybe it is a metabolic issue.
Feet are the back-killer. Back pain is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my feet. I permit them to pass under me. And when they have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their path. Where the feet have gone there will be nothing. Only my back will remain.
They’re my weapon of choice
Where do the croc charms go? smh
My feet started sweating just looking at the photo.
I can almost imagine that one guy wearing them bare foot
Are you not supposed to?
It’s a free country
that one guy
Dude, I’m right here!
My feet started sweating
How else will your stillsuit reclaim your water?
I kind of like them 😅
Same, if I had to buy crocs I’d go with these.
But then again, I do love foam runners so I don’t know if that take is surprising.
Muadib.
Looks like a sex toy
Sure, that catches on, but not the nipple-windows.
Those have incel fuckboi energy
Whatever the fuck that is
…crocs need ventilation holes or your bare feet will sweat and the shoes will get nasty…
All the juice runs out if there’s holes; this will let a good amount collect.
Don’t say JUICE
If companies can market things as juice that are 0% juice then I think we should allow this…
Ankle socks
…if you’re wearing socks you don’t need a fuzzy liner (and may as well wear full shoes)…
Is the fuzzy liner easily removable and washable? That is my use case for socks
…from other fuzzy-liner crocs i’ve seen, no: it’s integral and just gets skanky…
It’s like they’re pathologically adverse to normal-looking shoes.
This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised “super squishy” soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you’ve ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.
