🎮 gaming
More like gaming the system!!!
airhorns OOOOOHHHHH!!!
Classic bush w /s
FuckTheS
Verified, so that’s clearly him. Ask him why his dad was in Dallas when JFK was shot.
Wait what
Its true. He claims he was “somewhere in Texas” during the assassination. Its one of those events where everybody remembers where they were when they heard the news, but he does not.
Wait, they’re saying George HW Bush was involved in JFKs assassination now?
Its one of the dangling threads from around that time. Likely the truth is fully lost to history
Oh you didn’t know?
I was told by a highly trustworthy source that it was, in fact, Ted Cruz’s dad.
Yes, it was.
BUT THERE’S A TWIST
Sadly the account is already suspended.
I thought Twitter was all about freeze peach.
Eh wasn’t this one like over a year ago?
Oh you’re right. I saw the 9/11 and missed the year, 2022.
I also failed to look at the year, I went by the fact that I’d seen it long ago lol
And about impregnating Taylor
🥶🍑!
But no, that peach has been thoroughly thawed.Not only that but I thought comedy was explicitly ok as well! It’s so confusing, you have to ban so many accounts before you get free speech apparently.
We should listen to George W Bushs
He finally threw his shoe into the ring.
I guess this is one thing social media is good for: exposing narcissists to the public as what they are.
The first bit of pay to win verification and impersonation was the most hilarious part of Elon’s Twitter.
Deleted my account after that.
“The decision of one man, to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of Ukraine. Iraq too. Anyway…[I’m] 75.” – George W. Bush
Source: Wikipedia page on “Bushism”
He definitely didn’t say “Iraq too”. I’ve heard the clip and seen the video. He said something like “heh, Iraq…” And continues on. As much as people want to make this slip up into some full blown admission of guilt it’s simply not what happened. The most I’m willing to accept is that it was a Freudian slip.
Ah, yeah that does make a big difference, and it also makes a lot more sense.
You can’t get fooled again.
And here’s another beauty
“That’s what I mean. There— it’s— you know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” – George W. Bush
Thanks for this pearl
