That’s just so you’re oblivious to what’s about to happen.
Scared prey doesn’t taste as good.
Bagerd? Badgers?! We don’t need no stinkin’ BADGERS!
You get to drink from the firehose!
Ooooh, red snapper! Very nice!
Had to be done.
Fuck yes! Username checks out too 😂
Absolutely
Mushroom mushroom 🍄🍄
My exposure to these badgers was a “banana phone” music video, so I always hear that when I see them 🍌📱
snaaaaaake!
Oh it’s a snaaake.
Huh, a gif with sound. Now it won’t stop.
Damn you, beat me to it. And now I have that song in my head.
Thank you. The further I scrolled down the comments without a reference, the more uncomfortable I felt.
But what about the Honey Badger?
Honey badger don’t play
He don’t care
My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
Honey badger does whatever it wants!
Ain’t nothing to fuck with.
It doesn’t give a shit
Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey
And Honey Badger just doesn’t give a fuck.
🍄
Edit: 🍄🍄
🐍
Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.
Counterpoint:
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He’s got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait…he’s changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
Top vibe:
Bottom vibe:
And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
also they walk really funny (the european ones)
The badgers, too.
Now let’s compare European and Australian native wildlife. Europe just has been beating their native populations down for millennia. No surprise they’re embracing all of the societal controls.
Where is the African badger in this discussion?
(Not giving a fuck)
Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.
