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Halloween, in January?
The savings are bottomless.
The sale is endless.
then Walmart has no doors
Ah, I didn’t enjoy that fall. I think I’ll go for the premium fall next time.
Next time: Ball-Mart
Well, I certainly wouldn’t pay money for that! …Is it on-sale?
So, what’s the business model here exactly? We’ve got the cost of rent, the upfront cost of excavating a gigantic bottomless pit the likes of which has never been seen before, the legal team to deal with lawsuits, the PR team to offset the negative press resulting from the pit, the maintenance costs of the building, replenishing the shopping carts, and of course advertising.
Actually yeah, seems doable.
That’s just the built in business model of all of capitalism.
Didn’t you see the soda machine? That rakes in the money.
how do they put the carts back
“guys, did that flower just talk…?”
Nobody ever moves their darn cars at fallmart.
that’s a butthole
You’re thinking of their competitor, Hole Foods.
He fell for the oldest trick in the book.
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