Not only did I accidentally break up your marriage 12 years ago, I’m also incredibly abrasive, smell like I’ve not showered in several days, and when I visit your house I always remove the toilet paper roll and make sure to put it the opposite direction when I put it back into the holder. And I hissed at your cat.

Always burn the bridge and go full nuclear. No matter how small the issue.

Might as well be guilty of the accusations of you can’t get out of them.

“assume the golden rule && you are a masochist”