• dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    Patents a way to deliver ads?

    So if we just patent all the ways to push ads and never sell the rights we can stop all of this?!?

    • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      Someone will just invent a different way to do the same thing and they will make all the money. Patents don’t cover the result but the method.

  • CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    14 days ago

    Ah i see, time for ford to go down in the history books.

    Not like that will happen, but i truly think they deserve that as a result for even considering this.

    I’m already sick of the amount of ads that find a way into my private living space, but i’ve managed to negate 90% of them.

    “We need to make money” yeah sure, but not at the cost of me. If you want to make money off of me i need you to sell me stuff i get to keep and are actually worth the cost.

    I work too much and make too little to allow them to invade my private space.

    • futatorius@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      edit-2
      14 days ago

      Time for a law to be passed that kills off this bad idea permanently.

      The main cause of fatal accidents is driver distraction. Anything that adds to it is moving in the wrong direction.

      They should also ban the use of tablet computers in place of proper displays and controls in vehicles.

      • palordrolap@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        14 days ago

        Time for a law to be passed that kills off this bad idea permanently.

        With governments (of all alignments) in the pockets of, or otherwise under the influence of, the very large corporations whose advertising would stand to benefit from this, I have only the following to say: Good luck with that.

  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    12 days ago

    My dream car is, ironically, either a 1969 Mustang Mach 1 or a 1970s Australian Falcon XB. Note that these cars don’t have any smart shit in them.

  • LifeOfChance@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    12 days ago

    So phones are illegal but not this? What in the actual fuck is going on right now. We are being forced so many damn ads it’s nearly impossible to get away from them. Now I need to worry about someone trying to hit skip instead of focusing on driving. As a motorcyclist I’m now even more terrified. Half the drivers now already don’t look up from their phones…

  • Ænima@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    The worst* make of cars is now hoping to fuck over their consumers even more.

    * can’t change the fucking battery unless you take half the fucking engine area apart.

    • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      Really? My battery is under my spare in the trunk.

      My lithium batteries on the other hand I think you have to remove the back seats to access, but I honestly hope I can afford to trade it in before I need it.

      • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        13 days ago

        I mean, you low key proving OPs point. That is a pain in the ass to get to. For basically, forever it’s been under the hood in the front, and the easiest thing to get to.

        • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          13 days ago

          I wasn’t trying to disprove the point, I was just curious what ford vehicles the battery is up front and impossible to remove.

          And honestly, for how often a battery needs to be removed, under the spare tire in the back is not bad at all, and there are still jump points under the hood and easily accessible. Clearly labeled too.

          • InternetUser2012@lemmy.today
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            0
            ·
            13 days ago

            Probably talking about an Escape. Half the battery is under the wiper cowl, but it’s still not bad to change if you know what you’re doing.

          • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            0
            ·
            11 days ago

            Yeah, but on a car with electric locks, and an electric lift gate which I’m assuming yours has (could be mechanical, but most cars these days are crossovers, so I’m assuming that’s what you have) a dead battery means you can’t open the trunk latch. It’s absolutely a stupid place to put it. You either have to jump it to open the hatch, or go over the back seats while taking out the floor panels to get to it. My own car, the battery is under the hood, but there’s 2 plastic pieces that need to come off via push clips, and if you’re stranded and don’t have something to push in the clips and pull them out, you’re going to have to rip the piece off to get to the battery and break the clips or the plastic piece. It’s fairly simple, but that plastic serves almost no purpose.

            • DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              0
              ·
              11 days ago

              My car was too cheap to have an electric liftgate, though I don’t know if I can open it with a dead battery - never tried, and never had a battery so dead it needed replacing that urgently. Very possible it doesn’t open with a dead battery though, at least if the vehicle is locked when the battery dies.

        • InternetUser2012@lemmy.today
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          13 days ago

          A pain in the ass was Chrysler’s brilliant idea to put the battery in the wheel well. You have to take the tire off, remove the fender liner then pray the hold down bolts don’t break (they will) then deal with trying to get the cables off with hardly any room.

  • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    Amazing. there will be one car manufacturer with this garbage and the rest of them won’t be allowed to use this parented technology

    • ripcord@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      If it gets used at all, that would be the best case scenario.

      And it might even go down like things have with GM and their blocking Android Auto and Carplay (affecting their bottom line). And it might even affect enough that they’d stop.

      But that’d be the beat case scenario (still feasible, even in hypercapitalismworld. But unlikely)

    • booly@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      Wait is there a way to invent awful things and then patent troll so that nobody can actually bring them to market?

  • kent_eh@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    Ford stopped making thw types of vehicles I want to own several years ago.

    Until my current vehicle, every previous vehicle (over a period of 43 years) I’ve owned was a small, low options, affordable, fuel efficient 4 cylinder Ford.

    Since they stopped making anything like that to focus on F150s and bigger, I now own a Corolla.

    • xthexder@l.sw0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      Well, if you buy a used one, they first started putting the cellular modems in in 2017, and all models by 2020. You can check which models here

  • style99@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    It looks like you’re about to die in a horrible 40-car collision! Don’t fret, though! Mutual Assurance can protect your family for just pennies a day! You’ll really regret not signing up for this policy!

    • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

  • atrielienz@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    We had that. It was called radio. And the Satellite radio. If we could not continue this that would be awesome. Buy an EV they said. No thanks. No new cars or any kind for me.

    • Noxy@yiffit.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      13 days ago

      This sort of crap has fuck all to do with EVs. Why do so many people seem to think that EVs are being enshittified any more than cars with combustion engines?

      • atrielienz@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        edit-2
        13 days ago

        Ford has an abundance of EV’s and has been making EV’s for a couple of decades now. Automakers track all types of information about drivers, and it’s exhausting and all the new EV’s have all kinds of new tech specifically to track drivers just like ICE vehicles. The push for EV’s is pretty strong right now, and that’s the point of my comment. There’s a lot of media telling people that if they’re gonna buy a new car it should be an EV. Teslas are apparently being towed so that law enforcement can use the sensors and cameras to collect information and evidence of crimes. Then this news hits, coupled with an article a couple of weeks ago about how they’ve also patented a way for cop cars to more accurately determine who’s speeding and this whole present is a dystopian nightmare.

        You may only want to think about the good that EV’s do, but not all of us are so blindly optimistic.

        Somehow you took “no new cars for me” to mean just EV’s and that makes me question some things about you.

        • Noxy@yiffit.net
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          13 days ago

          Ah yeah I did misread you. My apologies.

          Though I don’t quite agree that EVs are getting more tech than ICE counterpaets. Remember BMW’s scandal around subscription heated seats? That definitely was not an EV-specific or EV-biased thing. That’s only one example, of course.

          Another is Toyota locking remote start behind a subscription - when the remote start was entirely over local radio signals between the car and the keyfob. Definitely not an EV issue.

          Or, multiple automakers being caught spying on drivers and selling the data. Much broader than EVs.

          On another note, EVs are better for noise, pollution, and climate but they still emit brake dust and tire particles, and they weigh more so they cause a bit more wear and tear on roads. More transit and less cars is vitally necessary, and that includes EVs, so I hope I’m not an EV zealot - just been driving the things for eight years and weirded out by bad info about them

    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      12 days ago

      If other people buy these, you won’t have much of a choice for much longer. I predict every auto manufacturer jumping directly onto this bandwagon if it doesn’t sink Ford’s sales (it won’t).

      People like you and I are going to end up driving 2005 Honda “classic cars” 30 years past their lifespan.

  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    13 days ago

    The all new Downy fabreeze! Bam! 💥💥💥💥💥🤣.

    Bleeding to death while Listening to a fabreeze commercial.