Friday night at the club
Having seen the occasional superfunded chain restaurant men’s room, I know for a fact this sign is needed, and yet probably won’t help. I have to imagine the kind of person who will do that to a restroom, and leave it that way, isn’t going to see this sign and say “OOOOOH that makes sense. I was totally gonna do that until I saw this sign.”
Men’s room
This never gets old.
I think I don’t want to know
You have never cleaned bathrooms if you wonder about the source of this sign.
I worked at a grocery store growing up. One time I had to throw away my shoes when I got home.
You have never worked in a public building if you wonder about the source of this sign.
I cleaned them for 2 years in the mids 80s. (Restaurant across from a mall in a big city) I never saw shit outside of the bowl.
Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.
Women’s was always way better worse than the men’s.
Is it because they hover instead of sitting or is it because every trip is a sit down trip?
Sorry. Typo. Women’s was worse than men’s.
As a kid I had no clue. As an adult still have no clue.
I was in a large open plan office a decade ago with a density clearly higher than the 3 cubicles in the toilet facilities could handle. Somebody with little regard for basic human decency, murdered the shit fairy and their family in two of the 3 cubicles. Words cannot describe the scene that greeted a prospective cubicle user. Imagine 300kg black forest gateaux with pieces of corn distributed throughout being put through a wood chipper. It was quite frankly both terrifyingly grotesque and strangely skillful. I called property services who to their credit promptly sent up somebody to investigate. I saw them enter, loudly say “Fuck their mother in the arse!” and leave dry heaving into their cleaning cart. Photos were taken and emailed around to all male employees stating that the “…rancid fecal matter will be genetically tested to determine age, race and dietary preference of the individual involved!!!” Total bullshit of course, funny as hell though. We had our suspects but nobody fess’d up. I faked having a colostomy bag after that just so I could use the ambulant toilets. But that’s a story for another time.
This is my only memory of South Park since I was a kid.
I wish I didn’t remember it as well as I do.
Jesus that’s realistic
It’s the DivX logo in the corner that gets me.
I had to double check which year it’s today.
The episode’s from 2006, so it makes sense.
That would make this an ~18 year old artifact.
I’ve never seen the aftermath of a shotgun spray, but I have seen a giant oatmeal loaf on the seat before. It’s part of why my old job stopped letting truck drivers use our bathrooms.
seems pretty self explanatory to me
Oh I know exactly what caused this.
The women who hover instead of sitting on the toilet, and leave their pee all over the seat because they are absolutely without empathy for anyone else on the face of the earth. If you are so OCD you cannot touch the seat, for fuck’s sake at least kick it up out of the way with your foot.
This is great. I literally am taking my morning constitutional at work and took this photo to post here.
People from my country don’t throw paper in the toilet. It cloggs it up, so instead, the correct is throwing in the trash can. By the way, if this is only common here, then what is the trash can for?
I’m sure it smells great in the bathroom. If I clog the bowl I have a plunger.
The trash can is for trash. Perhaps paper towels.
I saw someone say they have IBS and hover and have bad aim.
In middle school we had a kid that routinely smeared shit over the entirety of the stall he used; i totally understand them for putting up that sign
Women or teenagers.
The two most probable causes.
Stoopid sexy wamen!
See this ain’t even a sexism thing. Women’s public bathrooms are fuckin vile compared to most men’s bathrooms.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply you were sexist. I’m just memeing under the influence. I’ve had a few alcoholic wines.
And I’m about to have a few more. Cheers! 🥂
No problems friend. I just wanted to clarify my statement wasn’t based on that.
Enjoy your day 👍
