this is shitpost 5d chess.
Tiny soda?
Now I get it
Small pop
Petite libation
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
I first read “little soda” like a dunce, and realized “why is it oregon” and then realized I was supposed to read “mini soda”
I dummy’d my way to the solution
You magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
No, this is Patrick
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
It’s the same burger.
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
I’ve drank their “Best”.
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
I’ll bring beer
I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
This is an 11/10
Brilliant.
It’s Minne-pop okay.
I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty
😾
