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But Palin had a pretty great pair of tits. That probably floated her up a few points.
The porn star that made “Nalin’ Palin” had great tits.
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Now I have to think about if women find JD Vance attractive. Gonna need a wire brush and bleach to scour these thoughts now
I guarantee you there are a bunch of weird MAGA women who would love to fuck Vance.
They may have to get in line behind the sectionals & full couches
The kind of librarian who reads all the papers. “All of them.”
Imagine fucking a couch and then being popular…
His greatest accomplishment.
It was not an easy feat, but he prevailed.
Indeed. This is a real achievement.
Jr. was high AF when he talked dad into this shlub.
or just high as fuck. cocaine is a hell of a drug
I’m sure Peter Thiel had some input, too.
Always amazed people like him are right wing. Money won’t save you when the government can just take it from you and send people to kill you because they don’t like who you are
He thinks he’ll flee to NZ or wherever before the Repubs are able to put him against the wall.
That’s impressive.
Most impressive.
JD-Wan has taught you well.
I don’t like this comparison lol
Yeah, but the cadence is perfect. shrug
Haha the sacrifices we make
Palin was at-least somewhat entertaining in her madness.
She also came across as ditzy, not creepily malicious.
Vance 100% knows what he’s doing. He accepted that he had to sell his soul to become a successful politician.
I don’t know about that… but then I made sure to read about her past as mayor of Wasilla and before that. She is incredibly malicious and petty and vindictive.
Palin at least gave grist for porn (nalin’ Palin). Furniture porn was hilarious before Vance, is still funnier without humans.
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Never forget that Pence was maybe even considering going along with Trump on J6, but Dan Quayle the potatoe man talked him out of it.
Quayle was adamant, according to the authors. “Mike, you have no flexibility on this. None. Zero. Forget it. Put it away,” he said.
But Pence pressed him, the authors write, asking if there were any grounds to pause the certification because of ongoing legal challenges. Quayle was unmoved, and Pence ultimately agreed, according to the book.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/09/dan-quayle-convinced-mike-pence-to-reject-trumps-coup.html
Quayle was unmoved, and Pence ultimately agreed
In the name of Murphy Brown I never thought I’d say this: Thank God for fucking Dan Quayle, of all people. once MAGA is in the dustbin of history that doofus should run for office on the platform of actually having saved democracy.
Dan Quayle is an idiot and an asshole, but unlike the current crop of Republicans, he actually wants the system to work. He doesn’t want everything to collapse for his grandkids.
Quayle is just a Trustifarian who was in over his head.
Dan Quayle helped save democracy? What the fuck timeline are we living in?
Considering that Vance’s biggest accomplishment so far is writing a best-selling book, in which he cosplays as a poor person while trashing rural Americans, this about checks out.
Do you think he wrote that book though?
“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance
More unpopular or less popular?
I think there’s a fun bit of linguistics there. If you say more unpopular it implies that both are unpopular and one is even more so. If you say less popular, it implies that they are both popular, but one is to a lesser degree.
For me, less popular would also include people who are indifferent about them, just less people exited. Doesn’t necessarily mean that people really dislike them.
More unpopular seems to me there are more people who are actively against them, dislike them.
I can be not popular, without being unpopular at all.
But english isn’t my native or main language, so…
Yes
This type of deep, academic discussion is why I joined Lemmy.
Skibidi.
Terlet
I mean, yeah, I would be fine with leaving Palin alone in a room with my furniture.
And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker
Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…
You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I’m picturing the “Orgy is the New Black” meme except it’s Vance surrounded by couches
not going to be any porn parody
I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.
Vance Unpants’d 2: loose change
And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’
The ultimate twist on the “casting couch” cliché.
Is the couch physically a couch or is it a person disguised as a couch?
So many options!
Decades past relevance as a setup for a joke, but I just keep hearing Yakov Smirnoff in my mind.
In Soviet Russia, couch fucks you!
Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.
Made me chuckle, thx
So many patches needed to make it palatable.
Tech Oligarchs Test Tube Hillbilly
Common guys! It’s funny!
fyi it’s “come on”, but that’s a common mistake.
Thank you.
But since then, he has faced a rash of bad headlines about his past comments calling Harris a “childless cat lady,” his past support for a national abortion ban and even a baseless internet rumor about having sex with a couch.
It may be baseless, but it’s quite plausible because he is just so…uh…the way he is. Trump, Vance, and RFK are all kinda weird. Hugging and kissing the flag, playing with dead things, etc etc.
Fucking couches…
Fuck yo couch! Sir.
I am not J.D. Vance. I am not homosectional.
It’s ok sir, you can be bisectional.
Why am i bisectional, you ask? For me it’s the thrill of the chaise
Baseless? I thought “people are saying” was an acceptable level of fact checking. Donald certainly agrees with me.
I think it has to be “all the best people”.
So you’re saying he’s less non-unpopular