‘Fuck it. We’ll do it live’
Raskolnikov axe
I see these a at place here called Bartons. Its some cheap chinese branded shit.
The OJ line of hatchets
Reminds me of the movie Gothika.
THAT’S the movie it reminds you of?
Is there an old man support group? I need to sign up
Were you expecting me to say “oh haha just like the 1964 Strait - Jacket film haha” or something? Whats the correct answer?
Axe murdering your spouse/lovers is a rich and saturated film genre.
Shinning
Shhhsh! You want to get us sued?!
Get em below the knees!
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
Would you prefer
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”…?
No, no, you just don’t understand… This was clearly designed by master craftsman Friedrich Doit!
Nobody gonna comment of what a shit design that is?! Fuck me, looks like an AI’s version of a “modern” axe. Wouldn’t swing that thing if you paid me. Wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot frog. Wouldn’t touch it with your dick.
- It’s going to slip.
- It’s going to bend.
- It’s going to break.
When it does, dull the blade and use it for a wedge. Then beat the designer with the broken haft.
Looks like a knockoff of a Fiskers axe and they generally make good products that are well tested.
The Fiskers axes are pretty decent but they don’t have the huge wedge shaped head. And of course, this is a knock off so they probably used the cheapest material they could find.
Fiskars sells splitting axes and mauls https://www.fiskars.com/en-us/building-and-fixing/products/sledge-hammers/fiskars-pro-isocore-wood-splitting-maul-8lb-36-751110-1004, I have the x11 splitting axe and it has a reasonably sized wedge head on it
Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Do Information Technology
Must download the app to use hatchet
Is this one of those hacking tools?
You are technically correct.
Did I forget my morning meds? The ax is telling me to do bad things again.
I just went food shopping, I’m now telling the axe what bad things we should do.
On a related note, apparently they’re making chicken out of gold or something because one single breast is $12-$15 now for whatever reason.
Is the axe telling you those prices should be chopped in half?
Hey, Paul!
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now!!
Heeeeres Johnny!
I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house in
Obey the axe…
Obey the axe…
