Post-wipe is when I’m at my lowest.
New life goal
I do this, but it’s nothing weird. I just like to finish at the same time so I can say a quick hello to my stall partner to remember the brief moment we shared.
If you did this to me, I think I would call the police
How else do you stay in touch with your poop pals?
Man, sorry, this is me. I can push out an entire shit in like 9 seconds.
Better that than screaming as you poop.
My biggest fear. That’s why I only shit at home or in a room I paid for.
Free bathrooms are often the most judgemental
That’s why I don’t wipe 👍
All always “hell yeah brother!” as I’m pushin logs
How you even knowing what’s going on in the stall next to you? Focus on your own shit
The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who’s minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.
Who the fuck is actually taking a shit in a public toilet?!?
That’s literally a life or death situation, nobody actually does this, do they?
I’m with you. It’s a massive faux pas for women to shit in a public bathroom. You only do it when absolutely necessary. Not sure how it goes in the men’s room though. I’m also not saying that it’s healthy, but society be like that sometimes.
Sometimes you don’t have a choice
I feel very badly for your poor colon.
I shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day.
I worry about your diet
You’re supposed to poop more than one time a day!
I worry about your colon!
Three times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements
When I have to take a shit and there’s a toilet, i shit.
literal shitpost. I don’t really get what the problem is. I don’t obsessively listen to what the people next to me are doing… I try to avoid thinking about that.
Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.
