It’s pathetic that people make being out of touch their whole identity. She’s not far from “kids these days!”
I’m 30 and I like to think I’m fully in touch with what teens are in to nowadays. After all, I also grew up in the internet age.
It’s always funny to me how people even in their 20s like to joke about how old and out of touch they are.
their whole identity
It’s a joke on the internet
Are you this fun in real life, or do you save your best takes for the internet?
Mainly seeking interwebs down votes. It’s fuel.
The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?
always time for !futurama@lemmy.world
Nah, it belongs to the cameraman of X-Statix
I’m in this image, and I do not like it.
same here and it feels like most of the instances of the lemmyverse are rubbing it in my face with face pics of people i’ve never heard of. lol
I’m in this image and I love it. I don’t give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.
Just stay off my damn lawn!
For clarity, where in this image are you?
Bottom left
Peebles streamer on doop?
the grave
Hahahahaha
Any of you have an address where I can get my Onion belt clip and a rocking chair. There’s some kids I need to yell off my lawn.
somewhere some zoomer is living in the alternate future of 2017 and is deep in the metaverse, gooning to genAI NFTs in full VR
They’re peeble-streaming on doop!? Kif, fetch me my formal girdle.
Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.
Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.
Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!
Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about eggs.
Eggs Eggs
Chat Gee Pee Tee
Dub Steps
Tiny Pee Pee
I haven’t seen the term gleeking in decades. Growing up in the 80s it was a skill to be mastered.
I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone’s raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.
Jesus Christ, the newest edition of the Karma Sutra has some wild stuff…
When I was young we were masturbating.
these days all the cool kids are gooning
I know what gooning is, and I know what a boss is. But I don’t see the connection there. What am I missing?
I think this meme isn’t talking about the horny kind of gooning or the social kind of boss, I think it’s about like classic cartoon goons, like how batman would go foil the plans of The Penguin and his goons every saterday morning, and in these types of shows the goons would always just talk to the villain in short sentences like “ok boss” or “you can count on me boss”
Sounds like you need to talk to the boss.
…seriously though I have no idea
I’m seemingly also close to the grave, because I have no idea if those words are actual products or just made up.
Same here. I think joke, but who knows.
If anything, you should try Plumbus. It’s the best among the lot.
I did, now my drains work like new!
I’m using Yoone, but I was thinking about switching to Plumbus. Is it possible to transfer your shenvets to the yunglo?
Streaming is so 2024.
Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.
Upper or lower?
Lower if you like the person. Upper if you hate them and want to get some revenge.
I was playing a multiplayer game and the people in chat got such a kick out of trying to teach me the terminology they were using.
They were so proud when I called one of them the rizz master accurately.
To think some people would instead ridicule others when you can have so much fun together…
excuse you, that’s the Rizzler
Rizzle me this, Batman!
They seems like fun people. Cheers to them and you too! ^^
If you think that makes you feel old, imagine if the person born in 2007 was your kid
I was reminded
Zombo com.
You can do anything at… Zombo com.
The impossible is possible at Zombocom.
Used to load Zombocom on every computer in the lab back in high school. Except the one computer that faced away from the teacher that was used to play Ass Hunter on ebaumsworld. Unfortunately, that computer also faces the door to the class, so it was risky, and ultimately became a problem.
Easy solution! WUPHF it!
That’s because they’re copying the joke.
People who were born in 2007 are almost adults. Feel old now?
Oh please, those kids can be five year olds at best, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
2007+5=2012
The year that the world ended
almost adults
Teasing my late-20s coworkers born back in the 90s by calling them literal babies.
A few years back I was a firearm salesman. The first time I sold a gun to someone born in the year 2000 I had an instant mid-life crisis.
and the students graduating college now weren’t alive for 9/11.
Aw man that sucks. Every kid should get to experience the wonderful 9/11. Truly a shame they can’t anymore.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Last year I was pouring myself a whiskey and my nephew asked if he could taste it.
I told him, half joking, that it was adult stuff.
My sister replied that he was 18 years old.
I poured myself a double.
I have to interact with a lot of them for my job, almost is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
People basically act like children until they’re in their 20s, and kids born in '07 are currently still in high school.
I’m amazed at how computer-illiterate the new batches coming out of college are.
Tech got too good and they never had to troubleshoot issues, and most of the tech they’ve used to this point has been apps on phones and tablets.
And I‘m here, only ever knowing Rowan Atkinson as a celebrity, and maybe George Clooney.
And I refuse to accept the Botox buttox as celebrities.
I like celebs who age gracefully. I had a lifelong crush on Courtney Cox before she had that horrific facelift. Just age, and maintain your dignity.
Holly Molly! She looks like a ghoul!
Aniston is still stunning
Eh, never really my thing. Aniston needs constant validation, whereas Cox just had it, it used to be part of her allure.
I was only going on looks … personally wise I’d say Lea Thompson is the OG
Give me Kate Beckinsale on looks.
Oh fuck off. Actors who are famous for their faces have no good path forward. They will be criticized regardless, either for “letting themselves go” or “getting work done.”
“Age gracefully” means “get work done that I can’t clock, because it hurts my feelings to acknowledge that faces change in aesthetically displeasing ways as people age.”
I’m really sick of this pseudo-feminist policing of aging women’s faces.
Right. I’ve never seen an old person without immediately recoiling in horror, because I was raised in an under-30 only creche on a remote island without internet.
Your strawman has some bearing in hollywood circles where image is everything, but as several aging celebrities have shown us – you can literally disappear from the public whenever you want.
We are talking about actors, specifically Courtney Cox. Your weird island idea is the straw man in this conversation.
The idea that she should age in a way that continues your “crush” on her or else “disappear from the public” is continuing the policing of women’s bodies that I am referring to.
I’m not claiming agency over her like a fawning stalker… I expressed a small crush on a public figure and lamented that she had to turn to drastic surgery to remain in the limelight, when she could have just disappeared from the public consciousness altogether.
It’s pretty wild how much they’ll deface themselves to attempt to hold onto their youth, esp when they’ll look much better if they avoided it in the first place. Anyone considering doing any of that shit just needs to compare old Madonna to her recent self. After seeing that, if that’s really what you want, go for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it’s made even stranged by the fact that many people are clearly into old women, and have been so for ages. the concept of a cougar is NOT new!
Madonna now looks exactly like Wayland Flowers’ puppet Madame. I call her “Madamma”.
I would stream my peeble, but then I’d get demonitized or banned for indecency.
When you are as old as I am you don’t care about any of those things
