Nooooooooo, I want all my orcs to be dommy mommies with a powerful build :(
You’re stuck with goliaths now bub.
I reposted this over to !rpgmemes@ttrpg.network along with a text transcription for accessibility, should anyone need it.
Hero.
I will seduce the dragon!
old man noises
Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!
Where do you think the half-orcs came from?
The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.
Savagely raped one another
But it was okay since they were into it.
CNC
Orc? I ain’t seeing no muscles there, a femboy goblin at best
The goblins in dungeonborne or dark and darker look stronger than this halfwit
Femboy orc :3
Ork twink.
This is just a goblin with extra steps.
Given the height, I’d say some 10 steps over a goblin
goblin put through a taffy stretcher
We have come full circle to Tolkien canon approved.
Plus or minus some femboys, but based on his love of elven twinks he might have been down.
borc
Tomboy/femboy orc got me acting strange
Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.
EVERY orc had my friends first character acting strange.
D&d is owned by a company that has dumped all of it’s creative workers, there are a lot of games that won’t be full of AI slop that you can play.
Edit: and you can still have your twink orcs
They’re putting shit in the water to turn the fucking orcs gay
