if it’s the laid back linux guy, simply very enthusiastic, I’ll gladly sit next to him
some kind of fanboy, who thinks in terms of us vs them and who makes it his personality then nope
If it’s somebody who’s pure Gnu, then no thank you. They’ll probably take offense that I’m using “non-free JS” or something.
Can I choose the bear?
The bear uses Arch, BTW.
You need vodka
Amos was goated
Oh, when I entered the plane side 1 was still empty
Well, as long as it’s just a hungry pack of wolves and not a pack of hungry wolves.
Can’t answer, as I am the guy on the left (plus 10 years and 50 lbs).
I’ll sit with you bro
Any more seats left?
Definitely next to Linux guy. I’ve been working on Linux since very early days, so I don’t talk about it because at this point it is as core to my life as knowing how to brush teeth. Nothing would entertain me more than to spend a flight giving that guy the ole “ummmm…actually”.
I would love to sit next to you gaining Linux knowledge!
No, you’re the Linux guy this image macro is about.
Oh, I’ll bore you to death talking about stuff, just not Linux.
You convinced me; “Pack of wolves, please?”
Emacs or vi?
Obviously vi.
nano
Heathen!
Could you give us your opinions on what you would change about bash if you could go back in time and just decide how it was?
Add a 30-second delay after every command to make it harder for hackers
Me, avoiding that hornets nest.
Plot twist: The right side is actually just Linux furries having Vim vs Emacs and X11 vs Wayland debate/fight.
And systemd vs other init systems, FOSS vs open source, GNU or not, Pipewire and PulseAudio, Windows…
Pipewire and PulseAudio
What is pipewire? Shouldn’t this be alsa vs pulseaudio?
Sir, it’s 2024, not 2006.
Pipewire is a more modern replacement for pulseaudio.
Sir, it’s 2024, not 2006.
I have never heard of alsa. Pipewire is supposed to be the better pulseaudio is it not?
Alsa is the very base of the Linux audio system. Pipewire and pulseaudio run on top of it. Back before pulseaudio it was directly used by software
Is number one an Arch user?
It’ll be an Arch user so all I have to do is mention that I use Mint. That’ll just make him glare at me angrily for the rest of the flight.
What distro, terminal emulator, shell, and text editor does this person like? We might have stuff to talk about. If the answers to any of the above are Fedora, XTerm, Bash, or Pico then we have nothing to talk about and I’ll take the wolves
Slackware, console, sh, ed.
Ah. Someone who found what worked for them a long time ago and has developed an expertise in something esoteric. I’m sure we’ll have much to discuss
I’ll sit beside him, put in my IEMs so I can’t hear him and reimage my steam deck with windows 11 just to make him squirm.
Wait, you carry Win11 installation media with you? Who let you out of Arkham Asylum?
This might be one of the few scenarios where the wolves feel bad for him and eat you anyway.
The wolves are the ones that gave me the windows installation media.
Oh, hi Satan.
So You Have Chosen Death
“You are inside 2 wolves”
Im the person that likes to talk about linux😞🤚
Arch?
no, ubuntu 😇
Uses Pacman, so probably sauce
I would never…
i use arch btw.
Throw the Linux guy to the wolves, enjoy an empty row just for yourself
You kidding. They raised that guy.
You still have the goat and the cabbage…