Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure
Nothing, it’s already ruined(!)
dev.ruin()!
SyntaxError: Unexpected ! operator
No, it’s an order!
Understood
Hope you didn’t have the repository URL in your package.json… otherwise it’ll be gone now.
Apparently it works retroactively and now you are on Windows.
Oh man, that would be a hell of an easter egg if it cleared your terminal and pretended to be a dos prompt
You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.
believe it or not, jail.
We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.
“ruin dev” is redundant; that’s the default behavior.
Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.
The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.
Hi Strong Bad
Did you get four hundred thousand viruses?
Computer over?
Virus = very yes?That’s not a good prize!
Source: Homestar Runner - Strong Bad Email #50 - 50 Emails
https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/50-50-emails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rrZ-sA4FQc
You’ll be forced to use only Windows forever.
Same thing.
MCP: Already there, Hun! END OF LINE.
Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.
Your .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo