A man who grabbed our concept of a centralized internet by the balls and squeezed it so hard that the Lemmy’s user count 65xed in a 3 months period. Thank you for your service

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    11 months ago

    Hello there king ubermeisters,

    It is I, the humble spokesperson for all of Lemmy. We sincerely apologize for falling short of your almighty opinion of opinions and expectations! How naive of us to air our own feelings about someone online and forget about your precious opinions and reaction to reactions.

    In the future we will try Uber hard to think about your all-important feelings about another lying corpo pig who outright lied and defrauded one of his own user base. Surely one day your ball gobbling sycophant glory will be repaid in full through a deep and rough anal plunging you so clearly desire. Soon you will join the ranks of your masters - do not fret us lowly people.

    Sincerely,

    Eat shit.

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      11 months ago

      Sure bub.

      Let me give you a little cheat to life, if you see somebody using the word sycophant you can immediately write them off because I’ve never once in my life met anybody who meant a single thing and use that term. It’s literally a word the rest of us used to filter out people like you thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

      Time to leave moms basement my man. Blocked. Don’t bother.

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        11 months ago

        Dude not only had to go through my post history to come up with something but STILL only came up with “only idiots use the word sycophant”

        Don’t try to play like your self esteem isn’t so low that, despite blocking me, you’ll still come back to check.

        Stay bitter and angry and continue to wonder why our life is so miserable.