DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWhat's the strangest job title you've ever heard?message-squaremessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the strangest job title you've ever heard?DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square62fedilinkfile-text
For me, a random sales guy took the cake when he introduced himself as “Chief Innovation Evangelist”.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoI was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and no joke manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though before i accepted
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoYou can separate bull semen? I don’t want to Google this. How is this done?
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoNo need to Google You can separate bull semen by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAt first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYeah I’m still not getting it lol
minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIn case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoShit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAt least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector
I was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and no joke manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though before i accepted
You can separate bull semen? I don’t want to Google this. How is this done?
No need to Google
by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!
At first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.
Yeah I’m still not getting it lol
In case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome
Shit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.
At least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector